SpecialistsInFailure

No one can convince me that Ivanovic doesn't have Mourinho's sex tapes.

Only at school?

What have I done to you?

Are you even allowed to access that in Iran?

1. Oscar is such a poor poor player. We sold Mata and De Bruyne for him? 2. The 19th century comments made by Mou look more and more ironic as each game goes by. Ramires on the right wing summed it all up. 3. We were never going to win the champions league this season with coward tactics so might as well be knocked out now and concentrate on the league. 4. Atmosphere was dreadful (again) 5. Why the FUCK did we buy Filipe Luis for? 6. Zlatan's red was an abomination. Our players crowding the ref was equally as embarrassing. 7. Hundreds of millions of dollars yet professional footballers can't cross the ball properly. heh. 8. Laurent Blanc out-mourinho'd Mourinho.

Kane has scored 26 goals this season? Holy shit I didn't know it was THAT good

If we can't beat a team that has Bentalab and Mason in their pivot in the cup final, then we're shite, with or without Matic.

4. Arsenal

There's a few people who I wish are caught by isis.

I think early in the second half I saw a straight backline of 6 consisting of Willian - Ivanovic - Cahill - Terry - Azpilicueta - Hazard. What's Willian doing at RB and Hazard at LB? Opposition fans don't sing 'Boring, Boring Chelsea' for no reason. I have no problem if we played like we did away to City last season when we won 1-0. That game we had the perfect balance of defending and counter-attacking football. I love Jose but he is a coward in these games, and so are some of the players which cower away from responsibility. This season we have taken the lead against the following and either drew or lost; Schalke City United Spuds City Bradford Liverpool PSG We even made shitbox teams like Sunderland, Newcastle, Bradford and to an extent Spuds play like a world class team with 100 chemistry.

I did say yesterday.. Easiest $100 i've ever made.

Villa haven't scored a goal since 20 december and have only scored 11 all season. BUT because they're playing Chelsea, I'm putting money on both teams to score. These average and below average teams ALWAYS play the game of their lives against us.

I think it's confirmed that Gerrard is indeed a more respectable and honest person than Lard

No one here is blaming him for scoring goals lmao