Hey guys, I hate my life. I am the biggest fan of chelsea football club but unfortunately I still haven't caught a single game as I work friday to wednesday, 6 days week, 5pm to 9pm. I am so sad I feel like crying. Someone please give me a job so I can watch more chelsea games. I earn minimum wage and live in north london. Please if I miss one more chelsea game I will commit suicide. Fml. I don't deserve this. People want big houses, yachts, model girlfriends, I just want regular working hours so I can watch my team play. Is this too much to ask. I will go to belgium for euthanasia if nobody gives me a job. I can do anything, I was half polish half mexican in a former life.