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Can't judge this game, i think we'll probably lose but not bothered really what happens. It's a friendly and a premiership warm down. Everton wont wanna lose at home in their final game sooo.... 2-0 to us

Can always rely on Arsenal to fuck up so there was never any doubt. I bet their fans are more pissed off that ours lol, we've only gone a year without a trophy.

Oh dear... that was bad. He's playing like a Ryman Premier League player just been signed by a prem club and been thrown in at the deep end (Bit like DJ Campbell for Birmingham). I can't even say he's another Shevchenko because Sheva was better and he was 30 and past it. Torres looks 27 and due to retire. Sorry times.

I'm worried about that.

How did we qualify for ucl so easily with this piece of shit team? i'm actually amazed thinking about it. No matter who plays, we're playing the same old shit! The only reason we won the league last season is because Man Utd lost 7 games because lets face it, this current team is fucking awful and aint worthy of winning anything. Our keeper is fine, our defence is fine, our midfield is alright but our front 3 are bollocks. I'm trying to think of ways to defend Torres but i can't now, it's impossible, he's had like 16 games or something now. He runs like he's running on sand, he's got no control of the fucking ball and he's weak as shit. What happened to him since he came here or even more-so what happened since 2009 ish? He's actually turned shit from being top class. We need a whole new attack because if we keep the current attack, we'll need to see Man Utd have another awful season to even think about winning a trophy, Todays match was an embarrassment against a much weakened newcastle team and lets be honest they aint that good at full strength. Whatever happened to the Chelsea team that were banging in goals for fun only a year or less ago? I don't understand it. Our only likeliness of scoring today was from a set play, we might as well be stoke or bolton or fucking sunderland. I don't get it. We we're playing with no pressure today and we still looked like a team with a huge weight on their shoulders. So tentative, tight, slow, no tempo.... meh.... Please season just finish, i'm sick of it.

Very nice to see a line up like that for a change. Really hope it works well.

Everton wore their new away kit yesterday, never seen that before for an away team to use their new away shirt in the final away match. Interesting idea.

Hiddink was different, everyone knew he was off so the guard of honour was to say goodbye. If we do a guard of honour for Carlo then that means he's going lol. I've not been a fan of Carlo at all this season but he MUST have 1 more season

Dunno why i'm really looking forward to this game even tho it means shit. Got a feeling we'll play well today in our new shirt and sign off from the bridge in style. We usually do. 4-0 batter em!

Last season Zhirkov was our left back for about the final 3rd of the season too lol so yeah... it's a good headache this one.

It's so tough to chose A- Ivanovic - Alex - Terry - Cole B- Luiz - Ivanovic - Terry - Cole C- Ivanovic - Luiz - Terry - Cole D- Luiz - Alex - Terry - Cole I'm pretty sure Terry and Cole will always play, that's guaranteed at least the next 2 years. Imo Ivanovic is a must too so it's down to Alex vs Luiz. Alex is a better defender imo, Luiz is more of a footballer so i'd probably go for the first option but we spend £20m odd on Luiz so he has to play. Like Torres, he has to play because of the price tag. It's unthinkable that these 2 mega January signings wont get action but i think Luiz should (He wont but he should) move to a more advanced position up into midfield. He could be the new playmaker if he wants to be but also he can be versatile which is priceless for any team. Headache for Carlo with this current Chelsea Squad lol

If he does end up losing his job, it will be his fault for keeping faith with the likes of Malouda and Kalou as our wingers and not getting a creative midfielder when Benayoun got injured. The inconsistent wingers have been the reason why we can only get a crappy 70 odd points this season and it carlo's fault for actually thinking they're good enough. BUT i do want Carlo to have 1 more season

One day people will actually think twice before releasing these kinds of nutters. Or maybe not....

This new shirt is perfect and it's a lot different to the last one so it's not like a boring updated version like Arsenals shit. This is without doubt our best adidas kit. In fact, the last 2 have been excellent. Adidas have made big improvements in the last couple of seasons although our away shirts have been a bit dubious. Still very much dislike the 09/10 one altho we won the league in it. Just didn't understand that weird bra looking seam.

What the fuck can you say about something like this? We'll never know exactly what goes through these peoples minds but this is probably the most fucked up thing possible. Not long ago, a woman committed suicide from the top floor of a shopping mall (Where i live) with her daughter just left standing there watching it, she landed outside McDonalds (Inside the mall, bottom floor) where all the kids sit and her body just exploded and blood went absolutely everywhere gave Maccy D's a new paint job.... Now a bulgarian psychopath in spain runs in to a shop where a 60 year old british woman is working, stabs her multiple times then goes n hacks her head off and runs about with it.... What world are we living in now? seriously fuck sake, In the present day anything can happen to anyone and absolutely nobody is safe. What a savage way to be killed, that person deserves immediate death.

I voted the new one because it seems right to vote for the best Adidas kit. Seems more appropriate than best Samsung kit despite the title. Plus... We are the blue and white army and this new home kit shows a good amount of white. Forget red or yellow or gold... We're blue and white

Some teams need to have some weird pattern so they don't keep producing the same shirt every season lol. I've always liked Dortmunds shirts, i have the one from 1996/1997 the fluorescent coloured one, not sure why they changed to yellow or went to fluorescent but i've always liked them. My fav German team too, Champions

I got mine too, i'll post a pic when i get some time or my gf to take a pic of me. White prem badges but nice anyway lol. Really nice shirt, defo the nicest Adidas home shirt to date.

Kaka is worth about £15m atm, seriously. £30m is a joke, no way.

I really like the new AC Milan shirt.

Can buy it here of u have the ££ or if they have the shirt http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/premiership-clubs/chelsea.html Sometimes they do update.

That's unbelievable, seriously. What a ledge.

Regardless how crap he might be or if he's past it....not even 30 years old yet btw Wouldn't it just be great seeing another great in Chelsea blue. Look at the names... Hoddle Gullit Zola Desailly Weah Ballack Shevchenko Torres Kaka? It's a clever move for the clubs image, especially in Brazil. Maybe an attempt to get Neymar too. I'd love to see it, it might not work but i'd love to see him at the bridge. Also he won me £2090 in 2006 Dunno if anyone saw his goal against Valencia the other week (After we beat West Ham), was quality.

Next seasons looks as though it will be the best adidas shirt for sure but the centenary shirt was a sensational job by umbro. Umbro = 1995-1997, 2005/2006 Adidas = 2011/2012, 2010/2011

Well Essien isn't that driving force he once was so i was considering the option of him being the holding player because he is still a good player but not the engine anymore. Basically it's holding midfielder or out.