Milan

FFS can he just shut it?

Our new No. 21. Make Kalou proud!

Unless something in the board's policy changes, we are going to struggle in the next transfer windows. Look at the prices, they are becoming crazy. If you want a superstar in your team, you have to pay an extreme figure now. Our board is penny-inching even when it comes to a couple of millions for Llorente. Something needs to change for sure.

I certainly expected some official announcement during the day. Not seconds before the end of the window. If any.

Indeed, something seems to be wrong in the Evertonians water, something anti-Chelsea. We should just ignore that place completely.

Can we make something official finally?

If Mahrez came to Chelsea, we would have the last 3 PFA winners in our side

So where the fuck is Mahrez is going? He left the national camp for a transfer, but where to?

I started wondering... Maybe, after our efforts to sign Sandro, there was a mutual agreement between the clubs to sell Sandro to Chelsea next summer. They did a similar thing with Pogba before his transfer to United. We did a similar thing with Diego Costa. Remember how Mourinho was confident of the Costa deal during 2013/14, despite the fact we had not signed another striker, just a stop gap in Eto'o? So maybe

Maybe Leicester refused to give us both Drinkwater and Mahrez and told us to choose just 1. So after Barkley now instead?

Honestly, Zappa, Mahrez and Drinkwater will do nicely, considering the circumstances. But there is always our board

I am also hoping he is a very good friend with Belotti! If you know what I mean.

Morata is going to love the crossing machine! It has been while since we had a quality crosser AND a quality header of the ball up front.

Is he quick? Quicker than Alonso? We need someone quick on the flank so curious to know.

Everyone is going to call him just Zappa and I don't mind that at all! Legendary name

Zappa will be used to bring in Belotti next window! I take that.

Jokes aside, I can totally see the board accepting the bid. This is BS for sure but if they did, I can see the board agreeing.

Top 4 would be a massive achievment this season. The board is letting Conte down, no ambitions to be a force in Europe. Top 4 would be a big achievment now.

And if we do, it will be Drinkwater. No offence to him, but that is just so not exciting.

From one shithole to another. He just showed his true colors.

Oxlade off to Liverpool, done.

It is not just signing new players - look at the contract negotiation delays with our current stars like Tibo or Hazard. No fucking new deal for the big boys even though they literally say they are waiting for it. Fuck sake Roman, ACT!

As it stands, we are going to lose one of the best coaches for an extremely incompetent woman. Bravo.

Wow the board won't stop shocking me. But there is one thing that is even worse - after fucking up in the transfer window, they will still be happily sitting in their offices. That woman should have already been fired.

Funny thing that the club have the nerves to advert the deadline day on their website and on Chelsea TV