Supermonkey92

No sarri yet?

Keep em coming boys! That's brilliant

Guys PLEASE try and find a link to the presser. If Sarri doesn't go scarface I will really be depressed

Sarri is spot on the players have no intensity

C'mon Sarri. I'm still your supporter. Demonstrate that Italian passion and go fucking nuts in the presser 'Hazards idea of pressing is sprint and then stop 5 yards from them' 'Azpi only crosses when other players refuse to make themselves available for a pass 'Kovacic slips more than he tackles' 'Pedro's best movement was trying to recover the balls he lost' 'They couldn't motivate a crack addict to take a hit'

I'm looking for crunching tackles now. Stick Rudiger and Luiz in midfielder Jorginho as our 1 cb.

Seriously I don't blame sarri for casual attitude

I'm looking forward to playing at Old Trafford

Ruben is the next Iniesta

Alonso is our messiah

Lol this isn't the first time I've seen you write this. Come back in August mate

We're gonna beat City in the final. No doubt

Guys when football fucks you up learn to laugh and not get too depressed. Who's got some good jokes?

To get drunk take a shot every time kovacic slips

I'm officially a Jorginho hater.

Should have taken kovacic off for Giroud

I'm honestly fine with Hazard going. And kovacic. And Pedro and Willian. I'd like some players that fucking move off the ball.

Willian is on so no corner goals

Looks like Willian for Pedro. Can you imagine if he takes on hazard

Great pass my Pedro

I'll get stick for this but fuck it I've chucked a fiver on a Bournemouth. Do me a favour and make me lose money you fucking rats

More early crosses. If the fullbacks go wide, Kovacic and Kante have to be positioned to stop the counter. Can someone fucking LOOK UP for Higuain before we get the box.

That cross by Pedro was much more like it and you can see Higuain appreciated because it was EARLY. No fucking around so 8 men van stand in front of the box and left a few metres of space between the defence and keeper. Cross was shit but defiantly the right move.

Players standing too still in the final third including Higuain

Pedro stood on the left hand side for 3 full fucking minutes. This is pissing me off. Kovacic is pissing me off too. Guy