Polo7

Eto'o might be slower than Torres but at least he can link up with others and control the ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSymGEqweeA Not a hard kick and the other player makes the most of it but Toure is a complete scum bag. Remember what he did to Mata a few seasons ago. SCUM!

I feel sorry for Mata but its his fault. Wait till the summer and go somewhere decent. I understand that he wants to go to the world cup but even playing his best football at Chelsea didnt get him into the starting 11.

Ridiculous decision. Andy Carroll just got banned for a swinging arm, Toure kicks a player intentionally and gets nothing. WTF!

Still dances like a complete twat.

Well its called Mourinho magic but they seem to be sucking Man City's cock for most of it.

Wait till you see next weeks article, apparently Hazard spends the most time in the toilet also.

Ramires, Terry, Torres and Salah to start this one. Rest Willian, Cahill, Eto'o and Lampard.

Seems like a really down to earth guy, spent his post match interviews thanking his team mates. Very unselfish as well. Really really liking Hazard....could it be love?

I couldnt say, but what I do know for a fact is that, whether it be footballers or celebrities, there are loopholes which through accountancy enable one to pay less tax.

You really think footballers pay the proper amount of tax?

Wouldnt say he is the best just yet but he is definitely up there with Aguero and Suarez. £32m was an absolute bargain!

Hazard was superb. Salah look slightly nervous and should have scored / assisted. Overall very happy. TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!

Even his penalties are fucking amazing. Class!

Hazard.....that is all.

Liverpool 4 - 5 Arsenal

Michael Owen just said Sturridge is one of the best strikers in the world.....Lol.

Oh dear oh dear. LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Like they are going to get a better manager than him. Ridiculous sacking.

We have a good fucking squad.

Problem is Oscar isnt as quick as Ramires.

If only we could have taken our chances!! Great performance from the lads!

My god.....

Ugh come on Luiz, your better than that!

When he finally joins us it will be like signing Eden all over again