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Chelsea 4-4 Liverpool CJ's order of events 52nd minute - Drogba scored, CJ jumps in delight, he thinks we're back in it 57th minute - Alex scores a fantastic free kick, CJ shouts "OOOOHH WHAT A GOAL!!!!" the two goal lead is restored 76th minute - Lampard scores to put Chelsea in front, CJ jumps around like a fucking madman "GET IN THEEEREEE!!!! GET IN THEEEEERRRREEEE!!!!" Dad tells CJ to calm down 81st Minute - Lucas pulls one back for Liverpool, CJ's head falls into his hands and says "oh fuck no!!" Dad says, "Liverpool won't get another one" 82nd minute - Why can't Dad keep his mouth shut!!! Dirk Kuyt scores to put it 4-3 to Liverpool. CJ's heart is just about to explode as his teeth sink into its muscle!! OH MY GOOODD!!!! Clive Tydlesley says "comback kings", Blood pressure is beginning to turn into volcano temperature for CJ 89th minute - Is it over??? Lampard SCORES AGAIN!!! off both posts and in. CJ runs to his stair banisters and starts crying. Chelsea surely have done it!! SURELY!!!! Dad raises his voice at CJ.... "CALM DOWN!!!" 3 minutes of stoppage time - CJ's heart is still beating like a pinball in a bottle of water.. still thinks Liverpool can snatch another two!! FULL TIME - CJ punches the air and prays to the lord "THANKYOU GOD!!!!!" The Aftermath: CJ thinks that his body feels so cooked after the match that he decides to take a shower in order to cool him down. The moral to the order of events? ............. FUCKING GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If we don't step up a gear in the second half then I can see Liverpool running away with this We need to get out of fucking bed because the alarm clock hasn't gone off yet And Drogba coming off with a so called "injury" is bad for us. No power in the air in attack, no dropping of the shoulder away from Jamie Carragher business. Just shitty Nicolas Anelka who couldn't hit a wardrobe door with a Grenade Launcher. GET A FUCKING GRIP Chelsea!!!!! I'm going back downstairs

I'm just waiting for Drogba11CFC to serve up his F Bombs

45 minutes to go, and Liverpool only need one more goal..... and they're playing like gods FUCKS SAKE Chelsea WAKE UP!!!

WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING SHIT!!! Chelsea proving once again why defending set pieces is not their speciality absolutely SHIT first half, Liverpool are 100% better than us

Hej Johannes välkommen till webbplatsen!! enjoy it here

True, but what about Cech's performance??

Good, well, you know when to use them

You know, this really scares me for the Liverpool Game: * Cech having a bad last 20 minutes * very sloppy defending * 3 coals conceded in the space of 10 minutes * No John Terry Liverpool are going to have a field day!

I'd have Robben back any day of the week!!

How about £40 million + Alex for Sergio Aguero or we keep Alex, it's their choice really

This is a fantasy signing, not a reality one I'd rather get Pavlyuchenko instead.......wait....... he's rotting away at Sp*rs so let's not bother

I thought Essien was being rested!

I agree with diskoviolente Essien didn't play in this game, and he was one of our stars at Anfield, so whatever is said about the Liverpool game on Tuesday is bullshit

ah well Manchester United 4-3 Hull City remember that score???

That might be so, but were we about to play Liverpool afterwards??

Drogba CFC where are your F Bombs??

......it was unspeakably shockingly BAD!!!

Oh my god, I have never been so scared in all my life!!! I'm still shaking! *sigh* three points, that's what matters

MY HEART IS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH OFF THE LINE!!

JUST FUCKING BLOW THE WHISTLE!!!

We are fucking getting MULLERED!!!! O_O

I bet anyone £40 Bolton score a 4th

WHAT THE FUCK??????? 4-3 OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I've got chills O_o