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Man City will eventually get him just to rub it in our noses or maybe Real Madrid

Ron Gourlay is the biggest cunt, and the biggest mistake made by Chelsea. The morale to this, is the fact that Kenyon should never have left. Kenyon was a cunt at times, but at least he knew how to make a good deal. Gourlay is just a waste of space... GOURLAY OUT!

We're not in the best of form at the moment. It's good to have Bruma him there, but he's not a good enough backup player right now. Alex is currently injured, and Terry is shaking off another back injury. There's hardly any decent back up for any of these players.

We must look like real dicks now! Loaning out our youngsters such as van Aanholt, feeling really confident about signing Luiz, and suddenly the move breaks down. We have no defensive backup at all!! It can only happen to us!! Unless we can force Jeffrey Bruma not to go out on loan to West Brom??

what a load of fucking shit! Shove it up your arse Benfica yet again, we fail to sign a top player! Disgusting

Some people on Twitter are saying that Benfica report still no agreement has been made, and the deal has been terminated!! :rant: :rant:

Hey dude! Welcome to talk chelsea

If we're willing to offer that much money, why can't we just go for Aguero?? :censored:

Technically, it's all meant to happen. Work Permit is issued, fee has more or less been accepted. All we need now is confirmation from both clubs that the deal is done, and he can have his medical, if he hasn't had one already.

At 30 years of age, might you say?

This is a very tough game for us. I'm actually hoping we can sign Luiz tomorrow so we can include him in the match, but that's not very likely unfortunately

This will not happen! I guarantee it

David Luiz and Chet from Awesome Video Games

I would have to choot myself if Man City signed Luiz at the last minute, and anyway, it isn't exactly like they need him. I think they're too busy trying to tempt Dani Alves to join them at the moment...

John Motson when he sees Ballack shoot at goal, it sounds like he's knocked over his vase "OH Ballack!" *sigh*

You can tell he's Chelsea matierial! He can't take penalties

Who here knows any annoying TV adverts then?? The Go Compare guy!! I have to mute the TV every time it comes on!! Sooo annoying!

Ancelotti did what Jose didn't do... win the double :eyebrows:

Benfica are just being a bunch of wankers. Any club is when they know we're interested in one of their players. Fucks sake we never had this problem with signing Ramires, so what's the problem here??? A difference of £1 million... do me a fucking favour! If Peter Kenyon was still in charge, he would have sorted this deal with no problems, Ron Gourlay is just a dodgy cunt who knows nothing about business.

What would be the point in that?? Benfica wouldn't be able to sell the player anyway because he wouldn't be able to pass a medical if he's injured.

Oh well, nice to have read all the rumors. Too good to be true I say... Simon Kjær anyone??

Well, if Aguero were to come here (highly unlikely due to the fact that it isn't the summer) He would have replaced Drogba easily in my opinion. Also, he could have been our Zola-esque player, he's that sort of player who likes to dink in a ball, or even score himself. That's what I really like about him, and that's a type of player we've never had at this club since Zola.

Robinho, Aguero, fucking Fernando Torres. We've never signed these players because their clubs demand too much and we just get told to jog on. psssh!