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We're not just like Arsenal you know! At least we're not almost at the bottom of the table after 5 games!

I'd take Terry off and bring Luiz on, because I'd be brave like that!

Okay, here's how I saw that first half... in a script writing: Man U: GOAL! Try and equalise Chelsea Chelsea attempt 10 shots, even an attempt by Ramires that he should have fucking put away when Torres served it on a plate for him Chelsea: God-damnit Man U: Here's how you score... BANG! Nani scores a screamer And here's how you put away an error... BANG! Rooney scores after Terry fumble GAME OVER!

My exact words and thoughts!

I really don't know what to say, at least at 1-0 there was a chance to level it... now it just looks over already! Fucking pisstake... fucking sort out the defence Boas!!

I feel sick to the core!

Luiz and Mata 2 assists for Torres

2 minutes added on!

Poor pass by Anelka there, Mata would have been clean through on goal...

Anelka puts it in the net but he's offside... I don't think he was

I wonder if the Bayer Leverkusen keeper's first name is Jay!

Anelka has been brilliant since he's come on...

DAVID FUCKING LUIZ!! WHAT A STRIKE FUCKING GET IN THERE

Oh Sturridge, how has he not scored there! Leverkusen keeper Leno is keeping them in the game ....

This is a very frustrating game... Torres with a poor cross again!

Ballack almost scores against us! LOOL

I reckon Danny is going to score in this game! I really actually think that right now...

oh FFS Luiz is in trouble

Goalless at half time! I believe we've been the better side, Sturridge and Mata have been absolutely brilliant in this game. Both really lively... such a shame Torres hasn't put one in the back of the net yet, but I'm confident that he will get one eventually... Also, I reside my amazement when Boas chose Malouda to play in the centre... he clearly doesn't play there, and he's struggling. Get McEachran on please!!

Brano clear header saved!! Big chance there

I would say we're the better side at the moment ! And everyone has underestimated Meireles... he has been an excellent signing so far... he tackles really well!

.... .... fucking Malouda!

What a strike by Sturridge!! Goalkeeper saves...

Sturridge has won us a free kick!!

Oh Fernando, why won't you score??