Eidur the Spider

Lukaku's agent (1/4): "For the moment, Romelu belongs to Chelsea. He has 2 years left on his contract. It's going to depend on Chelsea" #CFC Lukaku's agent (2/4): "After that, we'll see together what the best options are if Chelsea decide to let him go" #CFC Lukaku's agent (3/4): "That they want to bring in a big-name striker has been well-documented. But Chelsea need lots of great strikers" #CFC Lukaku's agent (4/4): "If #CFC think there aren't enough forwards, perhaps Romelu will say, 'I'm interested in prolonging the adventure.'" Martinez: "The parent club, #CFC, are delighted with his progress & the player has developed an incredible relationship with our fans" #EFC Martinez: "It's going to take a bit of time & I don't think Romelu's situation is going to be resolved before the World Cup, in truth." #CFC

Dreadful performance. Couldn't string two passes together in the first half and the second was only a minor improvement. Thought Schurrle, Terry, Cole and Cahill had good games but Luiz was laughably bad in the second half, didn't look fussed at all!! Sums up our season. It isnt just an issue of needing a new striker. We need creativity in the final third. Something which we sold in January. Sigh. Nevermind.

ROB ‏@1RobBeasley 2 hrs Omg massive news about Jose coming up later!!!

Hard luck chaps. Athletico were something else. WE WILL BE BACK!! Side note: Cesar Azpillicueta! The man is a workhorse. He NEVER EVER gave up. What a model professional. COME ON CHELSEA! Lets smash Norwich!! :blue scalf:

Ordering the new home shirt right now. Was a tough pick for who to get on the back. Last season it was Lampard due to his goal scoring record. It was a toss up between Azpi and Schurrle, but I went for the latter. Always regretted not getting Ballack on the back when he was here! The dude is the man!

The translator seems to be working overtime

Jose: 'Hazard is ready, it's my decision if he starts but he's ready.' #CFC :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Eva Carneiro working her magic!

Player of the season for Vitesse!

Jose Mourinho: 'The best team won, in my opinion. Every player was magnificent.' #CFC

Absolutely gigantic performance today!! In a hostile environment he flourished! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

HEROES. FUCKING HEROES!!! We have a genius of a manager. TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SCOUSE LOVING MEDIA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Tomas Kalas has been immense. For a young kid to play his first start in this kind of atmosphere. Well played so far that man!

Good luck Kalas!!! :blue scalf:

Chelsea team v Liverpool: Schwarzer; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Kalas, Cole; Lampard ©, Mikel, Matic; Salah, Ba, Schurrle. #CFC

*facepalm* stupid bin dippers. The same sorts who have been lapping up all the sympathy for their club recently one assumes. No dignity whatsoever. I read on twitter that some idioitic scouser responded to the Mourinho being unwell news by hoping he died. Not very good so close to the Tito tragedy eh? Oh wait no it's only Liverpool who have tragedy isn't it? Cannot wait for the Liverpool fap-fest tomorrow on every damn media outlet *sigh*. It's enough to make you sick. Not got high hopes but a win tomorrow would be glorious. COME THE FRACK ON CHELSEA!!

I've despised Mick Dennis for a long time now, If he is on SSN in the morning after a Chelsea victory he is saying well done through gritted teeth but never any praise for Jose, but if we lose then he piles on with the most ridiculous points Ive heard in journalism (which is saying something). I remember one instance where he described Mourinho as the 'enemy of football'. He is a garbage human in a shitty profession. He should be sacked from his post for that tweet but its unlikely. Horrid man. RIP Tito.