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And Terry accidentally knee'd Berbatov in the face, hopefully that'll put him off trying to get around our defence again.

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

Woodgate again FFS! Come on Chelsea don't slip. Also, wtf was Makelele doing when he gave away that free kick, some sort of flying kick? I would have yellow-carded him atleast.

I thought Terry was Lampard there, GREAT ball. COME ON YOU BLUES! 1-0

You enjoy the pressure? Really? Fucking cunt.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!

GOAL GOAL GOAL!!! BALLACK!

He enjoys the pressure, yet we haven't played well in a big game since he's arrived. Manchester match doesn't count, we still played rubbish against Liverpool both times, lost to Arsenal and didn't look in it, drew to Olympiakos in the worst Chelsea game I've seen in my life and lost in the cup final. Nice one Grant.

He's had a good record, but he wasn't won 1 big game yet, he's bottled every one, Chelsea are a big club and we're going to have to get results against big teams. I've been supportive of Grant until today, I really want him out.

Fucking great. We turned up for the last 10 minutes of the first half, we were dead for the rest of the game. Avram cannot make a substitution for his life. Taking off SWP (who was playing well) for Kalou was useless. Bringing on Ballack for Essien? You don't take off Essien when you're getting pissed on. Joe Cole came on far too late. Time's like these where I really wanna cry, just because Jose is gone.

Is it Silver goal rule or are we gonna play the whole 30 minutes of ET? BRING ON JOE COLE NOW!

Zokora is having the game of his life, apart from those two tackles, he's been immense.

It's "I Don't Mind" by the Buzzcocks, not "I Don't Mind The Buzzcocks" - therefore you are wrong.

Belleti has done nothing to warrant a drop from the team though, he's been really good for us, and he was value for money. There's no use wasting money on Miguel.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They aren't necessarily on top - but they've had their best chance of the game apart from the goal about now, and we've not been as attacking.

Oh for fuck sake. 1-1. Yakubu. Just what we didn't need.

Mikel's been sent off, reckless challenge. He did not make much contact, but I would still say it is was a red card challenge, especially in the light of recent events. I just really hope this doesn't change the game towards Everton's direction.

Half-time now. We're completely raping Everton, they've hardly breathed all half and we look very dangerous whenever we're in their half.

Gibraltar please.