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[Hutcho 8,443]

[Mustafa 885]

Well this thread took a turn for the worse ...

[Leif 6,006]

Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Well this thread took a turn for the worse ...

No you were wrong.

Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

Now it has...

[Amblève. 4,995]

Well this thread took a turn for the worse ...

Yeah, it was so much better in here when Leifo was talking about his shit, Spikey, cap and WHS were pissing each other off and you'd have to go through 5 to 10 pages full of shite every day when you opened this thread lol

[Rmpr 8,977]

Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

I can just sense how much of a hit you are with the ladies!

[Leif 6,006]

@Rmpr,

The closest I've got to some 'action' is accidentally bumping into a girl and spilling my coffee all over her tits and trying to wipe it up with a snotty piece of tissue from my pocket.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Rmpr,

The closest I've got to some 'action' is accidentally bumping into a girl and spilling my coffee all over her tits and trying to wipe it up with a snotty piece of tissue from my pocket.

So you are saying you never kissed a girl or did something naughty during recess/party/cinema?

[Leif 6,006]

So you are saying you never kissed a girl or did something naughty during recess/party/cinema?

Not kissed a girl in my life, unless my mum counts. I once got a boner though when a girl was rubbing her leg against mine during class..and then I realised it was actually the table leg, and not a human leg.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Not kissed a girl in my life, unless my mum counts.

I dont believe it!

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

Needed some cheering up after interviewgate... Cheers Joey.

[manpe 10,861]

Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap.

[Dion 2,476]

I must come here more often to refrain my pervert friends.

[Leif 6,006]

Did you measure it flaccid or stiff? How big is it then, in girth and length? And tell me in centimetres, I don't understand this inch crap.

Both. I did research though and flaccid doesn't matter as it's only about how many blood cells are stored in the penis or some shit. Flaccid was like, 1.5 inches (3.8cm) I think and stiff was around 5.4" (13.7cm), but I'm only 17 (nearly 18) so still growing (I hope) :blue scalf: Also once I lose a further 20lbs, it should, in theory, reveal another .6" (1.5cm) taking it to a whopping 6" (15.24cm) ..... Didn't do girth, fuck that shit. It's skinnier than a pencil though.

(I feel SO gay right now.)

[Leif 6,006]

I dont believe it!

I'm flattered