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Blend up a banana with milk and drink it. Your poo should come out nice and easy within 15 minutes.

To be even more sure of it coming out, add 1 extra banana.

It's simple, but it works.

@manpe, be careful to do it at night, you might blend @ unintentionally!

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That awkward moment when you have to explain a joke...

Alex said he fights crime dressed as a giant banana. So, if Manpildo wants to blend it with milk, be careful to do it at night!

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That awkward moment when you have to explain a joke...

Alex said he fights crime dressed as a giant banana. So, if Manpildo wants to blend it with milk, be careful to do it at night!

I mistook banana for something else... :Goober:

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Anyone know Dave Johnstone CFCUK ? If you dont I recommend the fanzine its the dogs bollox.

He had this text yesterday after the game

Dave its Frankie Lamps. I'm guessing your having a few now with some of the boys. Just want to say a massive massive thanks to you and all the fans for your support today. It means everything to me. I'm chels like all of you no matter what.. Thanks mate please pass that on as much as you can cos you lot are special.. And thanks for the bit in the fanzine. Bang on..FL

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The Fundamentals Of Chelsea Fundamentalism

The restoration of, and belief in, the ‘70s’ crest

The demolition of the Village hotels / apartments and a rebuilding of a stadium at Stamford Bridge that would allow a sixty thousand capacity

An equitable ticket pricing structure

A supporter representative on the Board of Directors

No shirt sponsorship

That the club should stress to those concerned, the importance of supporters being able to travel to and from games at reasonable times as opposed to having to cater for the mass ranks of the armchair spectator via live televised broadcasts

A recognition that the club’s ‘bread and butter’ is earned within the structure of the English leagues and FA, and as great a prominence as possible should be placed upon Chelsea’s responsibilities, as part of the English league system, to the other 91 League clubs

Chelsea Football Club is a worthy and up-standing concern that will not only put something back into the local community, but will also give that community a sense of pride in the club

It’s YOUR club - keep the faith!

Chelsea Fundamentalism is the ONLY answer!

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They will never get it, although I would welcome most of the changes they propose!

The no shirt sponsor seems very extreme and without reason...

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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Rmpr" data-cid="562079" data-time="1355493965"><p>

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That awkward moment when you have to explain a joke...<br />

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Alex said he fights crime dressed as a giant banana. So, if Manpildo wants to blend it with milk, be careful to do it at night!</p></blockquote>

that awkward moment when your awkward moment only applies to you......

just like i did there. :Goober:

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It is probably because nobody has anything better to do. Doesnt everyone think we play football, stay on the beach and dance samba all day? :lol:

Is that why I dont have a nickname? :cry:

In the UK assumptions about Brazil include:

  • Everyone is really good at football and futsal and have unbelievable tekkers
  • When people are not playing football they are samba dancing or being cool Brazilian dudes
  • The women are all sexy
  • The whole population plays beach volleyball on Copacabana beach
  • Everyone has really cool nicknames
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In the UK assumptions about Brazil include:

  • Everyone is really good at football and futsal and have unbelievable tekkers
  • When people are not playing football they are samba dancing or being cool Brazilian dudes
  • The women are all sexy
  • The whole population plays beach volleyball on Copacabana beach
  • Everyone has really cool nicknames

BRILLIANT :clap:

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