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[Ankit 3,176]

A stupid thought suddenly occurred to me, and I don't know why. I love Rafa, and am very thankful for his time here. However, how do fat people achieve penetration ? If they want to impregnate their wife, do they mostly just take the semen and put it in with their hands ? Must be pretty frustrating.

How the hell is that supposed to be in Mourinho thread? if at all, you should have written it in Rafa thread. Even there, it would have been inappropriate.

[bababoom 4,478]

A stupid thought suddenly occurred to me, and I don't know why. I love Rafa, and am very thankful for his time here. However, how do fat people achieve penetration ? If they want to impregnate their wife, do they mostly just take the semen and put it in with their hands ? Must be pretty frustrating.

Fucking hell

[Drogzola 283]

No.

I know, I was just joking.

[BluesChick 1,260]

Is BlueDude BluesChicks husband?

ROFL no, my husband supports my Chelsea addiction but is not as into it as me!

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[Drogzola 283]

ROFL no, my husband supports my Chelsea addiction but is not as into it as me!

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You lucky, my girlfriend supports Man City . Luckily I get the remote early.

[Stingray 9,441]

This cheeky troll(Stingray) all over the place...

I am not a troll - TC virgin! This is THE PUB.

Off you go!

trolls do this:

[Stingray 9,441]

A stupid thought suddenly occurred to me, and I don't know why. I love Rafa, and am very thankful for his time here. However, how do fat people achieve penetration ? If they want to impregnate their wife, do they mostly just take the semen and put it in with their hands ? Must be pretty frustrating.

This website will tell you how to do it:

http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/69_love_tip.html

Good luck!

[BluesChick 1,260]

ROFL no, my husband supports my Chelsea addiction but is not as into it as me!

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You lucky, my girlfriend supports Man City . Luckily I get the remote early.

I am very lucky! He is amazing!

You need to un-brainwash that girl! LOL (j/k) a tussle over the remote could be fun

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[Drogzola 283]

I am very lucky! He is amazing!

You need to un-brainwash that girl! LOL (j/k) a tussle over the remote could be fun

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Yeah I don't change her mind, the power struggle normally leads to other things.

I am also lucky as she puts up with me, she is beautiful and she plays football.

[BluesChick 1,260]

Lucky man, lucky girl... Has a guy who knows what he has!

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[Dion 2,476]

@Stingray, was on fire this morning.

Glad I missed it!

[Stingray 9,441]

@Stingray, was on fire this morning.

Glad I missed it!

I'm still sad when missing you though.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

@Drogzola,@BluesChick, yes, yes we get it you two. You're both in perfect relationships with your soul mates. No need to rub it in everyone else's faces!

:P

[Rmpr 8,977]

sole mates.

What? I have heard of soul mates, but never sole mates!

[Dion 2,476]

I'm still sad when missing you though.

How have you been?

[Stingray 9,441]

I am doing fine! I informed my family member we might have guests in the future :-)

How are you? Is she gone back?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

What? I have heard of soul mates, but never sole mates!

LMOA! I posted that from my phone so I must have misspelled 'Soul' and my auto-correct made it 'Sole'!

[Dion 2,476]

I am doing fine! I informed my family member we might have guests in the future :-)

How are you? Is she gone back?

I'm fine, could be better, though. To Belgium? Nope. But she has less than a month in Brazil. She's gone to amazon forest last week, but I haven't spoken to her since. I'm not even sure if she has returned to town already.

Btw, I wanna visit you so much, hahahaha.