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[amirhm74 3]

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tq

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

My dog lost his shit when my dad stood on a chair to catch a moth on the ceiling today. What a dumbass, lol.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Is it just me or is it ridiculously easy to become a celebrity by living in Essex, wearing fake tan (if your a bloke) and using gay as fuck words like ream and shadap? Wow never seen anything like that TOWIE shite in my life!! keep seeing TV adverts saying its back.............. was literally sat looking at my screen like this "Da fuq is going on with them people"

In all honesty though what dumbcunt allows that shite to air?

Also see if you were a guy and you were fake tan in Scotland, you probably wouldn't be alive. Thats how bad it is.

[Jase 43,479]

Got this today.

[Kojo 4,676]

Is it just me or is it ridiculously easy to become a celebrity by living in Essex, wearing fake tan (if your a bloke) and using gay as fuck words like ream and shadap? Wow never seen anything like that TOWIE shite in my life!! keep seeing TV adverts saying its back.............. was literally sat looking at my screen like this "Da fuq is going on with them people"

In all honesty though what dumbcunt allows that shite to air?

Also see if you were a guy and you were fake tan in Scotland, you probably wouldn't be alive. Thats how bad it is.

It's actually shocking how people watch that for entertainment. Not to mention that Mark Wright who hasn't done a days work in his life, talk about rich talentless people.

The saying you get where you deserve to be is not true.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Try pronouncing this:

Djamolidine Abdoujaparov

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Allnightered part 2

[Spike 12,049]

Allnightered part 2

Do Scots ever sleep?

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Do Scots ever sleep?

I don't think so, unless we have been ko'd due to alcohol abuse but thats about it.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

WTF IS GOING ON ON BBC3? FOR ONE ITS ACTUALLY SHOWING SOMETHING THIS EARLY AND TWO ITS GOT A FILM WITH TALKING DOGS? WTF AM I GOING CRAZY?!??!

[Spike 12,049]

I don't think so, unless we have been ko'd due to alcohol abuse but thats about it.

Mate, you will never grow up to have a manly beard like me, if you neglect your growing body like that. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Mate, you will never grow up to have a manly beard like me, if you neglect your growing body like that. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I dont want a beard like that, that's the sort of beard that you could loose things in. Automatic no go! Imagine your eating smarties and you miss your mouth and you've got smarties stuck in your beard? Exactly imagine the pain! Who would want to go through that!

Also I don't drink but 99.99% of the country does.

[Spike 12,049]

I dont want a beard like that, that's the sort of beard that you could loose things in. Automatic no go! Imagine your eating smarties and you miss your mouth and you've got smarties stuck in your beard? Exactly imagine the pain! Who would want to go through that!

Also I don't drink but 99.99% of the country does.

But imagine the joy when you find said smarties weeks later. The ectasy of having no smarties then having all the smarties would be incredible.

I drank/got drunk for the first time when I was 14.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

But imagine the joy when you find said smarties weeks later. The ectasy of having no smarties than having all the smarties would be incredible.

I drank/got drunk for the first time when I was 14.

Well when I say I don't drink I don't do it regularly, birthdays, new year and Christmas' are exceptions. I think for my 17th I'll have to get absolutely cuntfaced and end up in a ditch while being wanted by the police for some sort of vandalism charge.

I suppose you'd get a nice surprise if you found a smartie in your beard like 4 or 5 days after last eating them, but then you'd want more smarties and not have any

[capriccioso 2,545]

Aren't you like 16, RD?