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I don't think so, unless we have been ko'd due to alcohol abuse but thats about it.

Mate, you will never grow up to have a manly beard like me, if you neglect your growing body like that. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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Mate, you will never grow up to have a manly beard like me, if you neglect your growing body like that. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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I dont want a beard like that, that's the sort of beard that you could loose things in. Automatic no go! Imagine your eating smarties and you miss your mouth and you've got smarties stuck in your beard? Exactly imagine the pain! Who would want to go through that!

Also I don't drink but 99.99% of the country does.

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I dont want a beard like that, that's the sort of beard that you could loose things in. Automatic no go! Imagine your eating smarties and you miss your mouth and you've got smarties stuck in your beard? Exactly imagine the pain! Who would want to go through that!

Also I don't drink but 99.99% of the country does.

But imagine the joy when you find said smarties weeks later. The ectasy of having no smarties then having all the smarties would be incredible.

I drank/got drunk for the first time when I was 14.

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But imagine the joy when you find said smarties weeks later. The ectasy of having no smarties than having all the smarties would be incredible.

I drank/got drunk for the first time when I was 14.

Well when I say I don't drink I don't do it regularly, birthdays, new year and Christmas' are exceptions. I think for my 17th I'll have to get absolutely cuntfaced and end up in a ditch while being wanted by the police for some sort of vandalism charge.

I suppose you'd get a nice surprise if you found a smartie in your beard like 4 or 5 days after last eating them, but then you'd want more smarties and not have any :(

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It's Sunday afternoon in Australia. I wish I still had school holidays, you lukcy young bastard.

Well according to my laptop its Sunday morning, jesus I think I have not kept track of like the last 4 days. Apart from the Chelsea games I don't remember anything.

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It's Sunday afternoon in Australia. I wish I still had school holidays, you lukcy young bastard.

Is your job full time?

Someone better help me pronounce Djamolidine Abdoujaparov. At this point the best I can do is Yamo-li-dean Ab-do-yap-arov. Surely that's wrong.

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