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And the factory is in Uddingston, Just outside Glasgow, just ten mins from my palace, And they have a canteen, and its cheap, and they are fucking delicious.....However, As nice as the tea cakes are.....The caramel wafers are to die for. If Mick Jagger had got a hold of one of these instead of the now fabled Mars Bar then Marienne Faithful would never have recieved her "Humping by confectionary", would never have used a caramel wafer for such carnal effects:

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In fact, In Glasgow, during the last world cup, the chippies were getting the hump with Mars changing their name to "Believe" to back Englands bid, so they boycotted using them, Instead choosing to deep fry the caramel wafer instead. All true :tiphat:

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The caramel wafers are to die for. If Mick Jagger had got a hold of one of these instead of the now fabled Mars Bar then Marienne Faithful would never have recieved her "Humping by confectionary", would never have used a caramel wafer for such carnal effects:

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In fact, In Glasgow, during the last world cup, the chippies were getting the hump with Mars changing their name to "Believe" to back Englands bid, so they boycotted using them, Instead choosing to deep fry the caramel wafer instead. All true :tiphat:

Bloody love them.

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