Galactico 0 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 quality stuff..http://www.skysports...occeram/story/0,21644,13873_5747156,00.htmlMOST SKILLFUL-Theyoung lad that has been in the papers a lot recently, Gael Kakuta. He'sgoing to be some player and the Chelsea fans are going to enjoywatching him.MOST INTELLIGENT- I think Lamps [FrankLampard] just on the strength that he reads The Times and the ladsdon't understand what's being said in that paper.LEAST INTELLIGENT-Probably [Jose]Bosingwa. Often he's just in his own little world. We miss ShaunWright-Phillips for this one to be fair! Sorry Wrighty!HARDMAN- It's gotta be [Michael] Essien hasn't it. You just wouldn't want to run into him when he's got the hump.BIGGEST MOANER- Oh, John Mikel... JohnMikel is the biggest moaner. Seriously if you pass him the ball andit's just a bit away, he looks at you as though you've just killed hisfamily.FUTURE MANAGERS-Definitely JT [John Terry]and Lamps. I think [Didier] Drogba will be a manager and [Michael]Ballack will definitely be a manager. There are a lot of internationalcaptains and I think the trend is that those sort of people with thattype of character normally go into management.WORST TASTE IN MUSIC-[salomon] Kalou. Iremember speaking to him and he likes country and western! I don't knowwhether I've dreamt that or not but he likes Dolly Parton and all that- he's going down that road!BEST NICKNAME-John Mikel. We call him pumpkin for obvious reasons.WORST DRESS SENSE-Probably big Pete[Cech]. Just on the strength of some of the tracksuits I've seen himwearing recently. Because he's so tall they just don't fit him.AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER...-Just Claude [Makélélé], he's still there. Powerful in the shower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFC58 22 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 (edited) Seriously if you pass him the ball and it's just a bit away, he looks at you as though you've just killed his family.HAHA Edited December 6, 2009 by CFC58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 That quote about passing to Mikel is fucking brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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