Joe Cole on Soccer AM

[Galactico 0]

quality stuff..

http://www.skysports...occeram/story/0,21644,13873_5747156,00.html

MOST SKILLFUL-Theyoung lad that has been in the papers a lot recently, Gael Kakuta. He'sgoing to be some player and the Chelsea fans are going to enjoywatching him.

MOST INTELLIGENT- I think Lamps [FrankLampard] just on the strength that he reads The Times and the ladsdon't understand what's being said in that paper.

LEAST INTELLIGENT-Probably [Jose]Bosingwa. Often he's just in his own little world. We miss ShaunWright-Phillips for this one to be fair! Sorry Wrighty!

HARDMAN- It's gotta be [Michael] Essien hasn't it. You just wouldn't want to run into him when he's got the hump.

BIGGEST MOANER- Oh, John Mikel... JohnMikel is the biggest moaner. Seriously if you pass him the ball andit's just a bit away, he looks at you as though you've just killed hisfamily.

FUTURE MANAGERS-Definitely JT [John Terry]and Lamps. I think [Didier] Drogba will be a manager and [Michael]Ballack will definitely be a manager. There are a lot of internationalcaptains and I think the trend is that those sort of people with thattype of character normally go into management.

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC-[salomon] Kalou. Iremember speaking to him and he likes country and western! I don't knowwhether I've dreamt that or not but he likes Dolly Parton and all that- he's going down that road!

BEST NICKNAME-John Mikel. We call him pumpkin for obvious reasons.

WORST DRESS SENSE-Probably big Pete[Cech]. Just on the strength of some of the tracksuits I've seen himwearing recently. Because he's so tall they just don't fit him.

AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER...-Just Claude [Makélélé], he's still there. Powerful in the shower!

[Ray. 217]

LMFAO

[CFC58 22]

Seriously if you pass him the ball and it's just a bit away, he looks at you as though you've just killed his family.

HAHA

Edited December 6, 2009 by CFC58

[BlueLion. 21,491]

That quote about passing to Mikel is fucking brilliant