Records Ronaldo might break

[Alee. 182]

In today’s match against Villarreal, Cristiano Ronaldo will be aimingto become the only Real Madrid player to score a goal in each of hisfirst four La Liga matches. Already with the transfer fee world recordin hand, this is far from the only other record Cristiano will beattempting to break at Real this season. Here’s a list of some of themost notable club records he’ll be attempting to shatter:

-Most league goals in a single season (current holder: Hugo Sanchez, 38 goals)

-Most goals scored in all competitions (current holder: Ferenc Puskas, 48 goals)

-Most goals scored while wearing spray-tan (current holder: David Beckham, 6 goals)

-Most goal celebrations that make you want to punch the celebratorin the throat (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, all of them)

-Most prostitutes banged in a season (current holder: probably Fat Ronaldo)

-Most hair products used prior to a single match (current holder: David Beckham)

-Consecutive minutes forgetting that there are, in fact, otherplayers on the pitch (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, 37 minutes)

-Most glances in the mirror during a single halftime period (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, 1 continuous gaze)

-Consecutive matches played while wearing underpants purchased in a women’s store (current holder: none/maybe David Beckham)

-Goals scored while fighting two or more venereal diseases (current holder: none)

-Most flirtatious winks at Kaka during a single match (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, 74 winks)

-Most goals scored while being quiet and unassuming and neverwearing hotpants and staying as far away from Paris Hilton’s poisonlady bits as possible at all times (current holder: I’ll give you oneguess who it’s not)

[terry26 6]

:goodpost:

[Drogba11CFC 108]

He might also break his ABBA records while practising his dives in his sitting room.

[Term-X 7,891]

hate to say it, but his transfer to madrid has been a success.

not sure about kaka though.

[ZanSnake 1,211]

also forgot the record for sucking one's self cock.

Ronaldo done that all his life!