Alee. 182 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 In today’s match against Villarreal, Cristiano Ronaldo will be aimingto become the only Real Madrid player to score a goal in each of hisfirst four La Liga matches. Already with the transfer fee world recordin hand, this is far from the only other record Cristiano will beattempting to break at Real this season. Here’s a list of some of themost notable club records he’ll be attempting to shatter: -Most league goals in a single season (current holder: Hugo Sanchez, 38 goals) -Most goals scored in all competitions (current holder: Ferenc Puskas, 48 goals) -Most goals scored while wearing spray-tan (current holder: David Beckham, 6 goals) -Most goal celebrations that make you want to punch the celebratorin the throat (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, all of them) -Most prostitutes banged in a season (current holder: probably Fat Ronaldo) -Most hair products used prior to a single match (current holder: David Beckham) -Consecutive minutes forgetting that there are, in fact, otherplayers on the pitch (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, 37 minutes) -Most glances in the mirror during a single halftime period (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, 1 continuous gaze) -Consecutive matches played while wearing underpants purchased in a women’s store (current holder: none/maybe David Beckham) -Goals scored while fighting two or more venereal diseases (current holder: none) -Most flirtatious winks at Kaka during a single match (current holder: Cristiano Ronaldo, 74 winks) -Most goals scored while being quiet and unassuming and neverwearing hotpants and staying as far away from Paris Hilton’s poisonlady bits as possible at all times (current holder: I’ll give you oneguess who it’s not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry26 6 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 :goodpost: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drogba11CFC 108 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 He might also break his ABBA records while practising his dives in his sitting room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 hate to say it, but his transfer to madrid has been a success.not sure about kaka though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZanSnake 1,211 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 also forgot the record for sucking one's self cock.Ronaldo done that all his life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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