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FFS....It was a cracker. I've been trying to post the last few days. I couldnt get onto the site.

Ok heres the story

This Manc guy was chatting to a bird online via facebook and things wee getting pretty heavy. After a few weeks of chatting and texting each other they made arrangements to meet. She told him to bring a vibrator and he chose a rampant rabbit. So off he goes for the weekend up to Aberdeen.

When he gets up there he's in this remote village and theres no sign of the girl, so he rings her a few times and no answer. He recieves a text saying she's in work and cant answer the phone, she asks him did he bring the vibrator and he said yes. She then texts asking him to send her a pic of him sucking the vibrator so she can "touch herself" while imagining what he's going to be doing with it when she gets there. So he takes a pic and sends it too her. She sends one back saying to ring her in 5 minutes.

He rings and some Scouse bloke answers. He asks for Emma and the bloke says he is Emma. He's with his mates and has set this guy up big time. They're all laughing at him and the guy is gutted. They had the picture of him sucking this pink/purple rampant rabbit and it ws on the video while the phone conversation was played.

It was quality, I wish you could have seen it. :lol:

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