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Chelsea star Nicolas Anelka tells us a joke

Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka has been working hard to dispel his 'Le Sulk' image. Perhaps a little too hard, if this joke is anything to go by:

Anelka's favourite joke, in his own words:

A kangaroo goes into a bar and asks how much they charge for a Coke. The barman tells him 10 pounds.

"Ten pounds for a Coke?" says the kangaroo. "That's a bit steep.

But go on, I'll have one."

So the barman serves him, gives him a straw and stands back, watching the kangaroo sip his drink. After a couple of minutes the barman goes up to the kangaroo. "Sorry to interrupt but I'm just a bit curious," he says. "You see, we don't get many kangaroos in here."

The kangaroo looks up over his glass and says: "At 10 quid a Coke, I'm not surprised!"

Thats soooooooo bad.

I dont think Billy has anything to worry about :D

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