Big Phil Scolari

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

The Addams family........

He looks quite like Gene Hackman

He takes no shit from no-one

His left jab is a good - un

Big Phil Scolari

Edited June 16, 2008 by Tri-Blue

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Scolari woooaaah

Scolari woooaaah

He looks like Gene Hackman

He hates the Tottenham

[chrismada9 1,948]

Scolari woooaaah

Scolari woooaaah

He looks like Gene Hackman

He hates the Tottenham

how about....

Scolari woooaaah

Scolari woooaaah

He was, born in, Brazil

He hates the Arsenal

[Chelsea Lad 0]

Bare in mind that we assume he's gonna do well for us!

How about the simple 'Scolari' to the 'Vialli' tune?

[chrismada9 1,948]

Here's another Scolari one for you!

Sung to "Toto - Hold the line"

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He's got a bald head, and a mustache

He's got an impressive, right hand

He's got an amazing manager record

He's gonna take Chelsea, right to the end

He's gonna take Chelsea right up the top of the league come next May

CHORUS:

What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh

What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh

He's got a great captain in John Terry

He's got a midfielder in Lampard, ooh

He's got a goalscorer in Didi Drogba

He's got a shotstopper in Petr Cech

He's got a whole Chelsea team that are better than all of the rest

CHORUS:

What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh

What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh

He's gonna be better than Vialli

He's gonna win more than Mourinho, ohh

He's gonna speak better than Ranieri

He's gonna win everything Chelsea can win

cus he has a Chelsea team that are better than all of the rest

Chorus - Luis Felipe Sco-lari

What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari

Luis Felipe, Luis Felipe Sco-lari

What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, Luis Felipe Sco-lari

Luis Felipe Sco-lari, Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh