What made you lose faith in humanity today?

[Duppy Conqueror 1,543]

Or the cyclists in edinburgh

Worse though

Fucking london cabbies that think they are driving a 800 ton Nuclear airplane engined Battering ram. that drive like you dont exist

not as bad as cabbies in amsterdam..i`ve had a cabbie in amsterdam pretend to kidnap me...lol and others have handed their radio to me to talk to god...been driven round and round Dam square like about 20 times in one go...tho perhaps not so much bad than funny whilst doing it.

i enjoyed all but the pretend kidnap..i was actually quite spooked then..it was my first cab ride in Amsterdam i was 16 and on my own ..

the most annoying fookers are scouse cabbie tho..like most scousers they are full of gags...like most scousers they are the only ones who think their jokes are funny but they stil throw it at ya..can`t be fooked with them,and they are nosey fookers..

[Term-X 7,891]

not as bad as cabbies in amsterdam..i`ve had a cabbie in amsterdam pretend to kidnap me...lol and others have handed their radio to me to talk to god...been driven round and round Dam square like about 20 times in one go...tho perhaps not so much bad than funny whilst doing it.

i enjoyed all but the pretend kidnap..i was actually quite spooked then..it was my first cab ride in Amsterdam i was 16 and on my own ..

Lmao, wtf..

sure you wasn't high at the time?

[Duppy Conqueror 1,543]

Lmao, wtf..

sure you wasn't high at the time?

nah but i was impatient to be.....i asked to go to the this particular hotel..ok it was the infamous Dora Hotel.. i aint proud but it`s cheap...and well i knew it was by dam square but looking through my passenger window i see it and he flicked the locks down and kept on driving,,he took me out into where all the morrocan community live out there down some deserted area ...then after a few tense minutes he started to laugh and just said he was just joking he`ll take me there now..i went straight to the paradise "cafe" that is opposite the Dora before i even booked in,i was wiped clean!lol

got in there and there`s this tall blonde dutch babe in a green fishnet top on with like there`s tiny covers over her nips. but nothing else.serving up freshly baked space cookies.. i think i may have been creeping her out a bit because i was smitten by her,staring at her and kind of drooling literally after the second cookie.. by the time i got to the hotel only 10 yards away, when i went to book myself in ,i had to check my passport to find out what my name was. i can still remember the woman on reception say..don`t you know your name? as i was ruffling through my bags and rocking back and fore..

[Term-X 7,891]

nah but i was impatient to...i asked to go to the this particular hotel..ok it was the infamous Dora Hotel.. i aint proud but it`s cheap...and well i knew it was by dam square but looking through my passenger window i see it and he flicked the locks down and kept on driving,,he took me out into where all the morrocan community live out there down some deserted area ...then after a few tense minutes he started to laugh and just said he was just joking he`ll take me there now..i went straight to the paradise "cafe" that is opposite the Dora before i even booked in,i was wiped clean!lol

got in there and there`s this tall blonde dutch babe in a green fishnet top on with like there`s tiny covers over her nips. but nothing else.serving up freshly baked space cookies.. i think i may have been creeping her out a bit because i was smitten by her,staring at her and kind of drooling literally after the second cookie.. by the time i got to the hotel only 10 yards away, when i went to book myself in ,i had to check my passport to find out what my name was. i can still remember the woman on reception say..don`t you know your name? as i was ruffling through my bags and rocking back and fore..

Lmao, nice..

I take it he didn't leave the meter running when you entered the moroccan area..

I’ve only been to Amsterdam twice but I remember paradise coffee shop. Although it hadn’t received good reviews online so we gave it a miss. The best stuff is from ‘Grey area’ imo.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,543]

Lmao, nice..

I take it he didn't leave the meter running when you entered the moroccan area..

I’ve only been to Amsterdam twice but I remember paradise coffee shop. Although it hadn’t received good reviews online so we gave it a miss. The best stuff is from ‘Grey area’ imo.

they seem to go through fazes..the Paradise has changed hands lot`s over the years that time was in `92..last time i was there `09 they had changed the laws..they have had to downscale it ,the coffee shops and the red light area there used to be loads more than now back then..i ended up staying out there for 6 years. blues brothers used to be good..upstairs in a steak house..get the munchies then have to walk through a steak house. good business sense there..lol it was british owned..i used to like the king cobra but i think they moved away...the best place for solid was The Saint.. i would rarely have wighties but i had a huge one in there...the door way had those beads coming down from the door way and i somehow couldn`t get past these beads..the boss had to give me a push..i had smoked morrocan blonde,nepalese temple ball and a skunk and banana milkshake...listening to Cypres Hill..i was the only white dude in there..kinda like when i went to see public enemy in about 87/88 in brixton.

[Term-X 7,891]

they seem to go through fazes..the Paradise has changed hands lot`s over the years that time was in `92..last time i was there `09 they had changed the laws..they have had to downscale it ,the coffee shops and the red light area there used to be loads more than now back then..i ended up staying out there for 6 years. blues brothers used to be good..upstairs in a steak house..get the munchies then have to walk through a steak house. good business sense there..lol it was british owned..i used to like the king cobra but i think they moved away...the best place for solid was The Saint.. i would rarely have wighties but i had a huge one in there...the door way had those beads coming down from the door way and i somehow couldn`t get past these beads..the boss had to give me a push..i had smoked morrocan blonde,nepalese temple ball and a skunk and banana milkshake...listening to Cypres Hill..i was the only white dude in there..kinda like when i went to see public enemy in about 87/88 in brixton.

Hahah, nice.. I’ve been to blues brothers, it’s pretty central though, last time I went we stayed in the leidseplein area, so it was a bit of a trek to walk every night. Public enemy = legends, now you know why I stole the DJ's name.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,543]

Hahah, nice.. I’ve been to blues brothers, it’s pretty central though, last time I went we stayed in the leidseplein area, so it was a bit of a trek to walk every night. Public enemy = legends, now you know why I stole the DJ's name.

ah i know it! yeah i was pretty central for the most part.

Mister Coco`s was my drinking hole,they would welcome you to sign your name and leave a message on the walls inside there.

i moved around alot,it used to be so easy to get a job out there and the pay was good. i was on about 900 guilders a week out there (about 300 pound) at 16,lots of parties. way too much money for a 16 year old to have and live a healthy lifestyle.

after i found my footing out there,we ended up having quite a crew as mates would follow..one of the lads was a nightmare tho..couldn`t take him anywhere without him causing trouble..he was like begbie out of Trainsporting,we`d all be chillin` and he`d start something off,whatever country we went in..serious case of lil man syndrome.

yeah first time i saw Terminator X i thought of P.E.

yeah. me and my one mate, we were still in school at the time. it`s kinda shocking how young we were to be at the gig we weren`t that long into our Comp. school years.

Kangol,Fila,British Knights...top clobber at the time it wasn`t Brixton academy, i was thinking of another show ,it was in the Hammersmith Odeon def jam tour `87. Public Enemy, LL Kool J, Erik B & Rakim

it`s on my re-visit if we ever get a time machine list..