Plan for next season

[Madmax 9,219]

Current first choice team :

Cech

Ivanovic Alex Terry Cole

Essien

Ramires Lampard

Anelka Drogba Malouda

• Sell Alex to Olympiakos for £2 million and make 100% profit (to be adjusted for inflation).
• Buy Leighton Baines from Everton for £5.5 million, £1.63 million dependent upon appearances, goals and assists and make him future heir to Cole.
• Buy Neymar from Santos for £25 million and offer Kalou in exchange.
• Sell Anelka and Malouda to MLS for £3 million and £0.3 million respectively.
• Sell Ramires to Inter Milan for Sneijder plus Materazzi.
• Buy Busquets from Barcelona for £27.38 million. He solves our fantasy problems.
• Buy Abou Diaby from Arsenal for £6 million and offer Kalou in exchange.
• Sell Essien to Rio Ave for £18 million plus his blogging rights on TOCFCW, refuse to negotiate if they deny us one-half of their merchandise sales.
• Swap Mikel, Kakuta and Baines for Lucas Leiva, Fabio Aurelio and Jay Spearing and £25,000 in cash.
• Sell Zhirkov to Birmingham, because we can.
• Send Bluelion on a season's loan to Bolton, Owen Coyle will get the best out of him.
• Retire Terry and make Josh captain and move him to CB, his hormone growth will ensure rapid physical development.
• Buy Graeme Swann from cricket, he has a good turn of pace. Offer Kalou and Bosingwa in exchange.
• Straight swap Cech with Gomes and Cudicini of Tottenham.

New first choice :

Gomes

Ivan Materazzi Josh Aurelio

Busquets

Diaby Lucas

Spearing Neymar Swann

Total spending : £65.51 million

Total income : £23.3 million

Difference in spending to be recovered in shirt sales of Madmax and Henrique in Libya and Coventry respectively.

[termninja 5,290]

You should be in the Chelsea board!

[Kieran. 6,317]

I assume this is for Football Manager.

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

I vastly like the inclusion of Graeme Swann! I feel he would be a great addition to the squad.

Swann, Swann will tear you apart again

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

You cant look at football the same way as a Cash flow chart. :bs_spam:

[coolhead23 1,146]

Bloody Hell!

[termninja 5,290]

Hmm I don't agree with Madmax on 1 thing. The goalkeeper. I'd rather use Turnbull and sell Cech to the highest bidder.

Oh, and what about our manager, assistant and sporting dir?

I'd go for Avram Grant (charismatic sporting director that will help us with future transfers) Benitez (tactical master, assistant) and Scolari(manager).

[Madmax 9,219]

Oh, and what about our manager, assistant and sporting dir?

I'd go for Avram Grant (charismatic sporting director that will help us with future transfers) Benitez (tactical master, assistant) and Scolari(manager).

I'm currently locked in deep discussion with WeHateScouse's training ground mate over these appointments.

EDIT : Those name you mentioned aren't 'sexy' enough for Roman (his words, not mine).