Drogba11CFC

You lose, Blatter!

Is Belletti still unfit?

What a fucking waste. It's a Fucking disgrace!

FA Cup: Wigan 0-2 Notts County

Cech once again foils his arch-nemesis.

WHO LET THE DROGS OUT!

JBD, a Chelsea player even sneezing automatically absolves the Red tops of all sin.

Wasn't it the Sun that published a story "outing" Lampard?

Lampard? Oh wait, he's going to vote Tory in the election, so the Mirror will doubtlessly kick up a huge fuss.

Van Offside is injured.

We have to win, we can win and we WILL win. As long as DD11 plays.

It it was Gerrard, they'd be claiming she tied him to the bed the force-fed him Viagra.

TBH the Mail was a let down, it was the same, pushing Blair's Iraq lies to page 5.

Gerrard to Chelsea? I'd rather be forced to watch Batman & Robin and Tom & Jerry: The Movie.

Besides, I don't remember as much outcry when people did things far worse, like when Gerrard (who as we all know is perfect and shits out solid gold) beat up that DJ, or when Joey Barton was convicted of assault, or when Joel Schumacher released Batman & Robin.

Expected lineup (4-3-2-1): Cech A Cole Alex Terry Ivanovic Lampard Ballack Deco Malouda J Cole Anelka Prediction: Burnley 0-3 Chelsea

TBH I'm surprised the Sun hasn't given him devil horns and a toothbrush moustache...

Well when we strip it down to the basics, where a man chooses to put his penis is not really the general public's business. (Unless it's an illegal activity of course)

I don't give a fucking fuck what the players do in private, as long as they give 110% on the pitch.

That's what happens to clubs that try to ruin football.

Chelsea 2-0 Birmingham HT (Malouda 6, Lampard 32)

Chelsea 2-0 Birmingham (Malouda 6) GET IN LAMPS WOOOOOOHOOOOOO

Lamps shoots, Hart saves.

As it stands: 1. Chelsea Pld 22 51pts 2. Man Utd Pld 23 50pts 3. Arsenal Pld 23 49pts

Chelsea 1-0 Birmingham MALOUDAAA! YES!