TomCFC

So poor.

If even Sturridge can't score, who can?

My computer crashed - does anyone have a stream please?

Hopefully Anelka, Sturridge and Drogba turn this around.

Just test the keeper!

22.

What a ball. Torres should have done better.

Finally!

But Torres has only scored from Anelka's assists. Torres has three assists, as well (Wycombe, Newcastle and West Ham).

McEachran playing centrally.

He we go...

Five minutes to go. Predictions? 3-0 for me.

I think I'll be watching on mute if those vuvuzelas will be used during the match.

Perfect. Cheers.

Yes it was.

Malaysia-Chelsea is on there.

I was on holiday in Malaysia last year, so I'm slightly gutted this game is a year late! Oh well...

Torres signing was the best part of last season and I'm still excited he's a Chelsea player. Let's wait and see what AVB will coax out of him.

No Ross Turnbull? AVB out!

Hasn't the "undoubtedly hopeless" Torres scored 27 times for Spain, including in a European Championship final? Didn't he become the fastest player in Liverpool's history to reach 50 league goals? Just wondering.

Did they go on the BBC website?

No mention of his injuries then? Look at how prolific he was at Liverpool - hardly undoubtedly hopeless, was he?

Write him off after half a season?

BBC confirm we have bid - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14214231.stm

They just zoomed in on his clipboard - it's hardly hacking a dead girl's phone in terms of journalistic wrongdoing.