Alan Partridge

I predict 2-2

Anyone else already getting sick of Moyes mug?

Bring on Bony

Could def be a red card in this game

Shocking defending on RVP.

RVP carrying united still

Michu is class

Hahaha

Not worried about Liverpool at all, Suarez will improve them obviously

Lovely stuff!

Are we going to have this discussion every season?

1 - Chelsea 2 - City 3 - United 4 - Spurs 5 - Arsenal 6 - Liverpool City have a ridiculous strike force. Maybe a few too many to keep everyone happy

It won't happen

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Going to be a good deadline day then.

Have they failed FFP or overspent? Imagine if he had to be sold before he gets to kick a ball lol. I'm sure it's nothing

Haha Moyes already moaning about the fixtures. I think he is way out of his depth

lol watch Liverpool and their fans turn this around. " He just wanted to feel wanted by the club, It was a misunderstanding.The fans made him stay YNWA! " Idiots

40+ please How much is Varane valued at?

If a player wants to leave they should be allowed to. I'm sure Arsenal didn't want to lose RVP to united or Nasri to City. Deal with it!

This looks like it's going nowhere. Was hoping ibrahimovic would fancy a move to the prem. I'd take eto'o rather than nothing

Will united fans ignore another attempt to leave if he ends up staying? I'm sure if he had a blinder of a season they would soon forgive and forget

Does Jose not rate Suarez? A quality player burning bridges at his club and we aren't even interested? Yeah he's a twat but I think Jose could sort him out. Suarez would surely rather come here than Arsenal

Apart from City we are probably the last team they want to sell to. City - No Arsenal - Suarez Liverpool - Shit Spurs - Shit It really does leave us or stay at United. Has he ever said he doesn't want to move abroad? Sorry if it's been mentioned before. I have not been following this story for a while because it was giving me a headache.

Would be great to hijack Arsenals bid. Piss of Liverpool and Arsenal fans in one go. Shame he's a mentalist