Special Juan

Would walk into our side, plus his experience would be vital.

Might be OK as I think Fulham will actually give it a go, may leave some space for these arseholes to try and do something. 1-1, we will go 1-0 down and get one back about 80 minutes

Sick of hearing the Spurs cunt droan on about processes and project bullshit. Fucking no identity and no fucker has improved under him

That was fucking horrific, in my 33 years as a fan that was one of the worst performances I have ever seen from us. Forget the misses because that's just us, we are shite in front of goal but the chances we had all came from Boro mistakes we created fuck all. They sat in, which they will do in the second leg, set up camp because Carrick and Woodgate knew we can't break teams down and they targeted Colwill at LB. The atmosphere in the stands last night was toxic and only 4 of them came over to clap the fans who traveled hundreds of miles to be there. Silva came over and had back and forth with a few fans and the rest just fucked off on their merry way, fucking joke they are. The football is dross, it was like watching a league 2 side last night. Some of these players like Disasi, Mudryk, Enzo, Caicedo, Sterling, Madueke are fucking terrible, they have got no fucking heart or fight about them. The club is rotten from the top to the bottom

Right i'm off to the game, up the Chels

Petrovic, Silva, Gusto, Badman Colwill, Enzo, Caicedo, Mudryk, Madueke, Palmer, Broja

They get injured signing a contract now

My home town here, my two boys are buzzing for this with our three tickets coming on Saturday. Boro will not make this easy, they really dug in against Villa on Saturday and where unlucky to not get a replay. We will win over two legs but tomorrow night will be really tough and based on our first half against PNE we need to massively improve. Up the Chels

Nkunku not fit to start and has a knock, Lavia bruised and could be out for weeks This is seriously a major problem now at the club and things need investigating

We are underdogs here, hopefully we can snatch a win

Jackson and Broja make me vomit in mouth a little.

Mudryk is another fucker who cannot stay injury free

The striker position is cursed, completely and utterly. We can go on and keep buying these voids and hope they work but unfortunately the likes of Jackson are just simply rubbish. There is no guarantee with Osimhen either, just because he will be about 100M doesn't mean he will work. I'm hoping Nkunku can stay fit and can set the world alight but there is always the injury curse which will hit again with him in the coming weeks you can bet good money. It's just sad.

Probably be another 5 weeks out no doubt. The comedy continues

Proper punch and run by WHU that last night, the fucking faces of the Arsenal fans was great. The smugness going into the game from Ian Wright and all the other tossers was a pleasure to see them on the verge of tears after the game.

He's the better of a bad bunch right now, at least he gives it a go unlike some

A team struggling, small ground, small pitch with a team full of spirited fighters. Not much can go wrong

Another average display but 3 points was massive. I'm starting to seriosly worry about Colwill, he looks shaky as fuck

No Sterling, Palmer or Enzo, won't make anything difference

Bunch of gutless cunts, Poch starting line up here was laughable, he needs to take huge blame for that alone. The players like Sterling, Broja, Disasi, Gusto, Gallagher in the game was a fucking disgrace also and the likes of Jackson are just sucking complete shite, that's as simple as it gets.

Yep The mighty Blues are coming to my town where I live. The town is already unbearable with comments like "they are shit and we will do them etc" They won't beat us over two legs, if it was one I would say they have a chance but over two, no way. Best they can hope for is a draw at home and then second leg will be all us. Get it done in the first leg and cruise at home

What's all this shit about this geezer from Sporting? Another stop gap load of shit

Another stop gap striker, we aren't learning our lesson here.

They will come and sit back, we all know how we suffer when this happens. Expect a 1-0 loss with a breakaway goal

This board are that fucking stupid they will probably fire Poch and hire Rooney