Special Juan

Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering Three ring circus

I'm normally quite skeptical on transfer deals but I have got massive confidence this osimhen deal gets done, they have what we want and we have what they want. The desire of Lukaku to get out and our will to do the same, and on the flip side Osimhen's and Napoli's will to get him out is what will get this done.

According to the Athletic Ogo maybe loaned or even sold

Yeah I thought about Kepa, but sounds like it's Lukaku and Casadei the front runners at the moment

Ipswich want Broja, we want to sell him and not loan.

I know what they are, but every-time they play he tells us and gives us a walk through guide that they have just shot wide from 20 yards or scored a goal...I mean what the fuck, put ya cock away and reign it in

Ideal for us then mate

Biggest signal that he is off also. Out of all the signings in the last two years etc, this one excites me massively. This lad is a complete box of tricks, has incredible pace, can dribble at high speed and has goals in him. I think we see a front three of Nkunku, Palmer and Neto on Sunday

Sounds like this swap deal with Lukaku for Osimhen plus Casadei has a bit of legs in it. 40M plus them two, we get two nothing players off the books, happy with that.

Off topic slightly but fuck me how much does Romano adore Mbappe, Vini Jr and Bellingham- he must literally get his cock out everytime they play

Matt Law reporting that Simeone assured Conor that before he left for London he was desperate to work with him

Angelo, another one that never worked out, lost property again. Whilst it sounds like Osimhen is still ongoing watch out for our links with Isak, this could grow legs in the comings days.

Negotiations still on going for Gallagher and Felix apparently, still no break through

Casadei is fucking shite anyway and will never feature for us in future.

This is about the way this has panned out, this bloke is the club captain FFS, he adores the club yet is being treat like a piece of meat. None of this is on Connor, it's on the club and owners, simple as that and let me tell if you half the cunts who are remaining here or we buy in the future had half the passion he had then we are on to something. He may not be some peoples cup of tea or the best in the world but when he shoves that shirt on you get 100% commitment and graft, he'd die for the badge, some would piss on it

This whole Gallagher thing is fucking rotten by the way, poor cunt sat in Madrid waiting around for days on end to be then flown back because they can't agree terms etc and now to banish him to what will be the under 23's is fucking classless shit of the highest order. This club stinks

Out of all rumours we are hearing please let the Disasi one be true that he is fucking off back to France

Ornstein bomb tonight

It's today or bust for Connor, I think he will remain in Spain as long as possible today so both parties can get the agreement. If that fails and he comes back it's simply game over

Di Marzio saying Manna is now in London to discuss Gilmour and Lukaku

It's getting very messy all this now, quite laughable in all honesty

Send Lukaku to Italy and send them 40/50M and take Osimhen

Napoli have offered 25M plus 5M in bonuses for Lukaku, awaiting us to respond apparently

Selling Madueke ahead of Sterling would be the most Chelsea thing in the world

I reckon Arteta would have got him to tie his own shoe laces.