Special Juan

Is Disasi in the bomb squad?

John Ogu an ex team mate of Osimhen reckons Osimhen is joining Chelsea

Napoli have agreed a deal for Billy Gilmour, he's ready to fly out to Naples

The biggest two finger salute to Sterling there could be giving him the 7 shirt Sterling and his camp really dropped a massive fatty issuing that statement when they did.

Nice to see you back fella.

Love his no mixed up word approach, straight to the point and telling people how it is.

So it sounds like we are still in for Osimhen, but like some I wouldn't rule our Duran at the last minute Mana is in London today and is ready close the deal for Lukaku so I assume the talks will also be about VO, it's being reported the deal for Lukaku could be done in the next two days

I like this lad and agree with some that he lacked end product at times, but he sounds motivated and ready for this challenge. He's better than Mudryk and Sterling and is miles more versatile

Neto will get the 7 shirt, and Felix the 14 and the number 9 is unallocated as we are working on a striker

Sterling has been allowed leave from Cobham as he resolves his future

It's the media and their agenda again, everything with them is blown way out of proportion for clicks and likes. Even Carragher on MNF had his own agenda and thinks he knows what is going on when he actually knows fuck all, simple as that. The only thing you should believe in the papers is the date

Neto is twice the player Sterling is, we have bought a top player in him.

Ornstein saying Sterling has expressed his desire to leave on a permanent transfer and talks planned in coming days to find solution to his exit

Maresca "If Raheem wants to chat again I will tell him exactly what I already have" Ruthless, I like this

Maresca conforms he is working with 21/22 players, more than 15 training apart

Maresca confirms Chilwell and Sterling training away from others

Another big wage off the bill and more money in the kitty. It's going to be very busy this next week

Lukaku is close to joining Napoli, Manna is back on the way to London to close the deal

As opposed to what others said yesterday the club will cut it's losses and get rid without any issue. His team will be doing everything they can to get him out to the best suitor, another big wage off the bill and money in the bank to spend elsewhere. He won't rot in the reserves he will be gone come the end of August

Conor now gone, time to announce Felix and get a striker please.

The Sterling thing has worked out incredibly well IMO Privately he was told he won't feature in the City game yet the statement comes which was poorly timed and also pathetic. I think the club will be largely pleased it has panned out like this, use this stick to beat him with and move him on.

Felix is in London now completing his medical.

Agreed. Problem is, something gets leaked that a prostitute has her knickers down and suddenly we are 'looking at it'

We only want to loan VO apparently and he is not having any of it. Athletic reporting we are happy to bide our time and sit tight in case his stance changes

Bloke is a complete hypocrite. That last night was mental, Neville calling us a mess and a basket case then in his top 4😄