Special Juan

Not expecting anything amazing here, they will probably have the best of the game whilst we aimlessly watch it pass us by. Stray passes, missed chances and more shake of the head moments. Can see us getting beat 1-0 or even 2-0 and doing things the hard way like Chelsea do.

If you watch SSN this morning they will have you believe that Liverpool dominated Barcelona and they were just very 'unlucky' Someone pass me a tissue to wipe these tears of laughter off my face.

Fucking insane footballer, insane man and there are no words to describe this phenomenon they call Messi. That FK was nothing short of out of this world. The greatest of all time.

Barca shirt on and ready.

Iker Casillas has suffered a heart attack, apparently he's out of danger but it's not good apparently.

It's as if he has just appeared on the scene

The best thing about last night wasn't them scum bags getting beat but listening to the BT commentators who were nearly in tears

Get in, great result. All the English pundits nearly crying. Just Barcelona tomorrow now to do a job on the scum of England.

Look in a bad way there JV, looked like he fainted.

If we are using this Chelsea side based on IQ then we are still in nursery.

It's not difficult this, it's very simple football that Ajax are playing.

Fucking incredible football, absolutely out of this world.

OK enough you two please, toys back in the pram time. Oh and for your information we aren't on holiday.

Yep, I think he's been truly terrible.

Really looking forward to that Spur Ajax game tomorrow. Looking at how tired and lethargic they looked against WHU then Ajax could really pick them off.

SKY Sports News this morning spent a whole ten minutes salivating over VvD winning the player of the year award, then another five minutes interviewing him, then another five masturbating over Liverpool in general. Oh and this... In nine days, Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal + Man Utd have dropped a total of 27 points. @ManCity + @LFC have dropped 33 between them all season.

That wasn't a hard one to fathom out, he was carried off and only two games left is not enough to get him back.

If the transfer ban is lifted the club need to sort this number 9 shit out once and for all, it's absolute tragic how we keep getting fucking duds time after time.

Fucking rubbish, offers nothing in terms of goals, his assists have dried and up and has strength of a new born baby. Fucking crap.

Very average footballer, very fortunate to be still playing at this club never mind at this level. The team is littered with very middle of the road players and he's one of them.

It's absolute criminal when you watch us in a game like today and how many bad decisions and passes we make. We have just turned into this incredibly average side that are slowly but surely morphing into mid table mediocrity. It's fucking so sad.

This club and strikers are just cursed. This bloke is shite.

That was there for the taking, and that last chance for that offside cunt Higuain...FFS.

Rojo you dirty bastard.

This momentum has to now stem into the second half. We must take the game to them.