Special Juan

Work harder.

He's packing his bags because he is on holiday and coming home.

I will change it to my nana.

I have no idea what you are on about?

And that's only 4 players...Drink, Zappa, Kennedy and Batpoo.... There is at least another load to go after them.

Got man handled by Upemacano last night, he wasn't bad just bullied and out fought.

Lets be honest here it won't change who they are and what they are, he will be OK for them and nothing more. If they are happy outlaying huge wages for him at his age then let them crack on. Far more exciting and better things happening at CFC than not just Arsenal but even Tottenham.

They will furlough him if he doesn't play well.

Pictured once again pissed up in Greece being held up by mates....

Poor United, they will probably get a penalty for that

If Napoli get him that could pave the way for us to get Reguillon

That was masterclass how to beat a press and pass between lines at pace and with a quick touch and release players.

Proper days.

That is totally deserved for me.

Me and the wife booked a holiday through Teletext 15 years ago, we missed the page and had to wait another 3 hours for it to come back around

you are a dick....I'm banning you

I'm confident but that doesn't mean you have to believe me, I am basing it on the very good sources, not SSN or Indykalia but really good sources and the fact personal terms have been agreed.

We'd weaken them

Don't worry Spurs have a trophy....Son won goal of the season

Of course she has done some bad business, but point me at someone who hasn't, and I am the biggest critic of this board at times. We would all want this done yesterday but the problem here is people have no idea what is going on behind closed doors and also where we are in the deal for Havertz.

And not only all of this but believe it or not I actually would trust Marina ahead of Ed Woodenhead, because if people don't believe in Marina then god knows what they would do if Woodentop was in charge of us.

Leverkusen need the in cash as much as we need the player, they need to splash to strengthen. This isn't a difficult math equation, we want what they have got, we have the cash that they not only want but actually need. Half the problem here is people being completely and utterly impatient, I bet half of you stay up during the night refreshing fucking Twitter. Imagine years ago when you are awaiting Teletext for updates and waiting for your club to spend 10 grand on a player. Half of you don't know your born or appreciate the finer details in life.

Fabrizio Romano has been quoted saying Havertz is pushing for Chelsea, I am not using Indykalia I am using the most reputable journo around. Also, why is it always Marina bitching about the price? What if it's Leverkusen being cunts, and I am flipping this on it's head can you explain that?

The difference is he wants us, and unlike Havertz Sancho has came out and said he is committed to the black and yellow.

Calm, he is coming to Chelsea, it's a matter of when and not if.