Ainsley Harriott

Much better than I expected. Go Chelsea!!!

Unsurprisingly, our pivot's long passes were awful. Not even in practice, ffs.

I haven't seen much from him, but he's impressive at times and not so much the others. He's very injury-prone though, that's a problem.

Of course Kalou had to miss that

To be honest, I'm almost certain he's bullshitting. His longest tenures as a coch have been here and at Real, 3 years each... Don't think he'll stay here nine more years than that, not with his personality.

Loaning him out wasn't the dumbest decision for me, it was not making him number one

I testify to this man's extreme sex appeal.

Assisted Palacio

Glasses man

Vermaelen has hardly played, I hope he fucks up

Basically they said that selling him for 40m was the best piece of business they have ever made because he's nowhere near worth that, said he's overrated and that he won't reach a high level. I read that Matic is miles better too and some even prefer Enzo Pérez.

Barkley

I meant in terms of consistency + quality. When City is firing at all cylinders they are a nice team to watch, but they've had a lot of stinkers aswell.

Best football in the PL, for me.

Wtf.. Lucky fuckers

Benfica fans haven't got many nice words for Witsel..

Great, another month of hearing how Januzaj is a savior and shit.

Getting Arsenal players drunk dem tactics

Long image, but worth it

Oops, thought you were that YellowCanary troll

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/warren-buffetts-wealth-soared-37-million-day-2013-2D11767026 Holy fuck. I don't even...

Shut the fvck up Canary

A lot of goals come from cutting in and blazing through the opponent... He'd probably end up drifting wide a lot wich wouldn't help