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Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is evidently having as much trouble parking his car as he has , as it has been revealed that his luxury Maserati has been impounded 27 times since his arrival in England.A report in the Sun has claimed that Balotelli has racked up nearly £10,000 in fines, with an average of three parking tickets per day arriving due to his lack of parking nous.A source at the club told the paper: "Mario will drive from his luxury apartment to a restaurant a few streets away and leave the car on double yellows. The other week the Maserati misfired so he just abandoned it. Staff have had to bail it out 27 times. "The valet the club uses empties the glove box of tickets every time he cleans it. Mario doesn't seem to care. It's a drop in the ocean to him. "Mario was pulled over by the police and he had £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. They asked him why and he said, 'Because I can'. He doesn't care much for authority." Source: Soccernet Funny lad!

He is a blue he was a red – Torres, Torres! He left The Kop to join The Shed – Torres, Torres! He used to go out on the rob But now he plays with Side Show Bob Fernando Torres – Chelsea’s number 9!

I think it looks great to be honest. Only thing that annoys me is that it does not stay on the shirts. I had to return my away Ramires shirt because the number kept coming off.

Hello mate, welcome to the forum. Stick around, and if you need anything feel free to ask. Here is a link to pretty much every chelsea chant you can find.

Pure quality. What a finish! Nice ava btw.

Fixed mate!

Your english is great! You should really post more often and if you need help with anything im sure anyone here would help you

Please stop putting links back to your website.

Welcome to the forum mate, if you need anything feel free to ask!

Haha ummmmm no i can't say that sprung to my mind what so ever

haha your a random one dude. Its a good thing.

I went one better and took photos haha jk mate Here you go guys:

Haha not normally mate, about 45 minutes before.

Some photo I took today! ; Ray Me with Peter Bonetti and Ron "Chopper" Harris!

5-0 Win. Still undefeated. with 33 goals and 1 against.

Does anyone know if feigns celebrated him scoring?

Wankas booing Wayne again...

Yeah mate they are 6 quid

At the ground now, amazing day! 4th row to the right of the goal in The mhl. With a LUIZ wig on!

We have Carlo! Thanks anyway you muppet....

I would love to mate but money is the issue