Dion

I love the way Ake challenges for the ball.

If Mata was right footed it would be a goal.

Ake, I love you.

Really interesting second half, but we need to score.

I used to play DotA but got bored and went to LoL.

Anyone plays League of Legends?

Beat me to it.

I told you it got further away from the books in the second season.

I'm no Hazard by any means either. I like to think of myself more as Fabregas or Oscar. I have the pace but I can't dribble well in full speed. My ball control is not that good while running.

There, corrected it for you.

Nah, BBB is all gossip. And stupid fights. International stereotypes are a lot funnier than that. I spent a whole day the other week reading about steoreotypes of different countries, really fun reading I must add.

Actually it seems interesting indeed. I'd watch it just for the sake of seeing the bashing against other countries. There's nothing better than a bit of hatred to kill boredom.

Wow, you guys have missed a lot of good stuff in the UK.

I wish I had a left foot. I'm so one-footed it hurts. I can barely pass with my left foot.

I'd love to. But I think I'd suit an attacking midfielder role better. I'm not very tall nor strong and I prefer not playing with my back turned to the goal.

I don't have dazzling footwork but I'd say it is pretty decent. What I take pride in is my vision and finishing. My friends always compliment me on my passes and they always blame their goalkeepers on my goals, but as we say in Brazil, it's not the power, it's the technique. If I don't overdo it in power I can reach a higher accuracy. I only apply as much power as needed.

You should see me when I'm high or drunk. LMAO! Hadn't thought about that. Spot on, HAHAHAHAHA.

@SinineUltra, Wait, did your striker look like this?

You guys didn't score even once despite dominating every match? Talk about bad luck.

They do exist but for local transportation only. There are very few between cities.

Calling each other by affectionate nicknames in public... come on, get a room you two. Edit: I literally imagined @Liquidator laying on the bed saying "choo choo, come back to the bed, darling" while @Choulo19 is shaving in the bathroom with the door open wearing a towel. All of this happening in a hotel room while the sun rises in the horizon through the window.

@Rmpr is violating the bro code, sad day.

And I've just hit 500 likes, thank you everyone for your help. I wanna thank my dad and mommy for always having faith and supporting me till this glorious day.

Come on, Rmpr, do it for the team.

I don't know why you said that in portuguese because I'm aware of all that. And that's exactly why I said we barely have trains at all, I don't consider those wreckage to be trains