Fulham Broadway

Best part Grimsby fans to Mbuemo ''You fat bastard !''

Mbemo, Fernandes, Mount and De ligt on for United

Yup and Grimsby should have had pen, no VAR

Onanas mistakes are too many. Wouldnt get any minutes under Fergie

Almost 3 just now

146 School shootings in the US so far this year. Obviously not a priority.

Fulham 2-0 up Yernited goalless

Nice one Johnny - great memories, great players

CL Draw 5pm Tomorrow

Allegedly if theyre interested Nkunku and Jackson

Also we are reportedly going to sell players to Sp*rs - first time since Gus in 2001

Jackson reportedly agreed to a loan move to Bayern, according to BILD, but we'll will only sanction a temporary move if the deal includes a buy option.

There is a two week international break after our derby where Palmer can recuperate fully. We showed we can be a potent attacking force even without him on Friday – let’s try again with the same setup. September sees the Champions League starting up and some tough games for us – with that in mind, we should take no risks.

Terrible marking for their 3rd

Manchester United have reportedly given Tottenham the ‘green light’ to come back into the frame for Alejandro Garnacho Rockin good news

Marc Cucurella speaking on Sky Sports: "We are very happy. I think in the last game we missed something. I think we don't play our style but I think today, at the beginning, we started a little bit sloppy but the reaction from the team was very good. We showed a lot of energy. We want to play good football and we have a good result tonight." On losing Cole Palmer in the warm-up: "It's difficult because we practice one thing, at the end we need to change very fast but I think Estevao, in this case, played an amazing game. I think it's very important because we have a good squad, all of us, we are ready at any time and we are very happy because we showed we have a good team." On Estevao's performance: "I think he's young but he showed that he's very mature. He made very good decisions and all the new players, all the new signings came here to help the team, to bring something good, good energy, good talent. I think we have an amazing squad, so I hope we can do good things this season."

Men v Boys

They said it was the proximity ie too close to move arm out the way

Potter filling the void of Pardew, Big Sam, and will do the merry go round of mediocre clubs after the pikeys sack him

Sanchez with great save even though offside

We are the Champions my friend, no time for losers, We are the Champions of the World

Wet Spam caravanners leaving early in droves.

West Ham just realised they are playing the World Champions

Horrible Yorkshire bastards

No when Pedro was at Brighton