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''The best five players I ever played with are Frank Lampard, Juan Mata, Modric, De Bruyne, and Benzema'' Eden Hazard

Straight to penalties with these ties tonight if level after 90

Great save by Henderson

Mudryk telling porkies imo- he knows hes taken the drug of choice of Sharapova, Russian soldiers -how could you not know you've taken Meldonium ? Unless it was a laced drink by Russian agents.

Farage Plots Takeover of the UK with Elon Musk Farage used to head up UKIP UK Independence Party before Reform. Farages stick was 'no foreign interference in UK politics'. Now he is to get $100m from South African visa abuser Elon Musk to hijack the UK and become Prime Minister. If it’s illegal for Russia to interfere with uk politics why is it not illegal for other countries/individuals ?

1-2 to us now - two penalties in 5 minutes -top of Group B for now 6 out of 6 wins -on to the Quarters

Equaliser v Real Madrid 1-1 its on DAZN if anyone's interested

Should have just not turned up for the test like wobbly lip Ferdinand

Mutu's appeals went on for years, up until 2018 and he still disputes that he is now solely responsible to repay us. Looking at Mudryks antics it also looks like hes been snorting coke (speculation) - it was always the drug of choice for prof footballers (doesnt stay in the blood stream that long). Most clubs (according to players biographies) keep it in house. They fine the player couple of weeks wages, suspend them and put out a presser about a 'groin strain in training', or minor injury.

How it works..... “If an athlete’s sample ‘A’ is taken for doping and it turns out to be positive, then there is very little chance that sample ‘B’ will give a negative result. “If sample ‘A’ is positive, the athlete has the right to ask for sample ‘B’ to open. Or he may not ask, refuse and admit his guilt. “If sample ‘A’ gives a positive result, and the athlete somehow feels that he is guilty – and that he may have a prohibited drug in his blood – then he refuses sample ‘B’. “This may qualify as the athlete not cooperating with the investigation, affecting the punishment. “If the ‘B’ sample also tests positive, which happens most often, it is officially called a violation of anti-doping rules. “And it can be a four-year ban. As far as I understand now, the maximum that threatens Mudryk is a four-year disqualification. “If sample ‘B’ gives a negative result, then he is not guilty, the case will be closed.”

Is it really you ? How do we know you're not an imposter ? Where do you stand on commies ?

Realise it can get animated and heated sometimes, especially in Match threads. However no more ad hominem abuse or we will start banning again. Argue peoples points by all means but personal attacks, as in Cucu thread for instance, if allowed to flourish sends the forum into a cesspit of abuse. We dont want that.

Robust arguments about points is fine, personal attacks we dont want or we will issue warnings/bans etc

Bit harsh ! Former Everton midfielder Li Tie has received a 20 year jail sentence in China for match fixing.

Chelsea are " the best team in the Premier League right now", says Brentford manager Thomas Frank. Enzo dont fall this reverse psychology. Funny how he decided to say this 2 days before they play us

Did that go on quite a lot ?

I think he means there are a lot of them, not thick as in dumb

So its Gay, Mother I'd Love to Fuck, and Pirates island. They should have that tag for the Greek Tourist Board

Because its a 7000 mile round trip - the Brentford game has been put back to a 7pm Kick off on Sunday

Love these 'special' fans that know so much more than everyone else.

Assad and his missus best say 'no thanks' when Vlad says 'nice cup of tea ?' or 'look at the view from this open window'

BLOODY TYPICAL DIRTY COMMIE TRICKS

Carragher now moaning that Liverpool were hijacked in their bid to sign Caecedo and Lavia 😁

Syria's ousted President Bashar al Assad has arrived in Moscow, Russian state media has confirmed. Mr Assad and members of his family arrived in the city on Sunday, a Kremlin source told the TASS news agency. The source said: "Assad and his family members have arrived in Moscow. Russia, for humanitarian reasons, has granted them asylum." AP News