Stingray

With Torres we need a bit of a happy ending tbh ......

8100 posts now!

Amen. The BS going here is too damn high!

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Dude , really?

Petr, i tried to pm you, but i cannot cause youre full. Id like to though :-)

War ... what is it good for .... absolutely nuthin!

Terrible curious. It could change the entire dynamics of our game imo

How is Zouma guys?

Meanwhile at Choulo's place ....

@CHOULO19, عيري فيك ! الحس طيزي !

Yeah ... do it to me baby

1) What is my shoe size? Since it relates to other sizes - size 1 2) What is my favourite shade of blue? Poolian Red? 3) What is the name of my favourite Coldplay song? The Hardes Part - cause thats the piece you like so much, dontcha! 4) True or false - I have a 7-shaped bald spot on my chin from an old scar. True - probably happened that one time you did actually stop a shot on goal [emoji12] 5) What car do I drive? 6) On a scale of 1-Sauron, how much do you think I wanted to destroy the Earth after my cunt of a university graded me 0.5% off a first in my degree? Sauron the Sauronth power of Sauron 7) Which of the following institutions am I NOT a member of: The Women's Institute, the European Union, MENSA, Nottinghamshire County Cricket Club, The Avengers, the Backstreet Boys. Has to be Mensa really ....... 8) What if I got it wrong And no poem or song Could put right what I got wrong Or make you feel I belong? What if you should decide That you don't want me there by your side That you don't want me there in your life? Way too gay to answer this really ..... WTF!!!! 9) If there was a zombie apocalypse, which ONE of the following weapons would I utilise: 1) katana, 2) chainsaw, 3) a Kerry Katona work-out DVD An Enema Piss Rubber Pants .... You will need it! 10) Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Purely for the irony of it all 11) Which member of One Direction is my favourite? My member in your direction - suprise!! 12) Who is YOUR favourite member of One Direction? via Imgflip Meme Maker 13) Are you aware that if the answers to 11) and 12) are 1 - not the same, and/or 2 - incorrect, you will be Mjolnir'd? Luuuuulz Whatever!

So you want me to lie???? ps: to be fair I never vote for myself but after I read you could see it, I couldn't resist. You can see it here as well, but voting for yourself there wouldn't be that funny really :-) http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/18446-forum-awards-2014-2-best-general-knowledge/#entry944115

Only when you can see the votes, B

No problem!!! We likez!

Maniak!

Nah, they're both utter cunts really ..... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Like a horny BBBB

Im going with my FuttBucker buddy!

No offense to anyone, but the mental image just made laugh aloud :-)