Stingray

It's a plan then! We'll drink our fruit smoothies and laugh at all the drunk people antics! There are no drunk people in here!

So you did rob that bank after all?

My choice: Count me in. My choice as well.

Alright, let's stop before it 'starts' to get weird.. Good thing Eden made just the right penetrations. Mata on his behalf kept opening up their defense .... Time after time.

Absolutely no need for that. Because someone has a different opinion to you does not make them intellectually inferior. True ! It can also make them superior :gettin:

So, Mata who somehow managed to stay on form all of last season, had the longest orgasm in history? He was Tantric! Torres couldn't cum though. He has confidence issues ....

All these rumours .... From Cavani to Rooney :gettin:

He's getting 90 mins because Josh tweaked his groin in training yesterday. There is absolutely no significance to it at the moment. Please let me be the biased fanboy today. I desperatly need it :-)

Because he wants Witsel perhaps?

Well to my understanding, that is different. For me, the number 10 is a position on the pitch, while a play maker is a role and an ability of the player. Quite correct actually. Playmaker is a role. One mstly given to a 10 - so some people mix them up. As long as we don't have a point guard i'm fine with that

Yes .... He preseasons like no other. He is the football equivalent of a premature ejaculation.

Mou has talked/mentioned KDB a lot + now he gets to start both halves. I wonder if that means something ... I secretly think it does :-)

In flemish we call a 10 a playmaker, Nour.

I dont buy it. Mou has already stated. Couple of times we are not into selling. Why would we do such a move. It looks more like a destabilisation attempt. A feeble one.

I can imagine some in here ask for a hot little penis ! No names, nooooo names. There was enough storm in here yesterday:-)

Probably but Jose will be there and a lot of your young talent and new signings. So excited. Its like having sex for the first time with a new girl ! Even if its bad, it is still good !! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

Oh, I just told him to speak comprehensible portuguese in a very formal and hard portuguese way of speaking. Because I didn't understand shit of what he said - something like: "Calm down, ok... you don't need to come here screws with honey, but if you've got some scene to say spicy doorknobs." ?!?!?!?! Oooow so thats why i got that weird google translate Did he adress you or me? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

Im not sure about this .... I actually think he will get plenty game time once he has adapted. Its a long season after all. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

Doravante, propala-te em vernáculo inteligível, por obséquio. Grato. I meant this one ... Dion. :-) Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

Not really. It means a hoodlum, a hooligan. What does the portugese mean btw?

Really don't want to punch anyone's face. I'd waterboard Suarez though. Among others. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

I still want him here ..... It would be awesome !! Apparantly Mou likes him a lt. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

Drongo Larrikin Apparantly I speak better aussie slang than portugese. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

Hope you are fine buddy ! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD