We Hate Scouse

Hope you sort it all mate, I look forward to your return.

Just watch it move to the richer Arab countries such as Saudi Arabia and oil prices will soar causing chaos in the West.

LOL We're getting linked to all these players amazing players and then along come Talksport......Heitinga!

At Sunderland quite a few people were singing: He's now a blue, he was a red Torres Torres He swapped the Kop end for the Shed Torres Torres He used to go out on the rob But now he's got a proper job Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9 Was singing it on the walk to the stadium, all the Sunderland fans loved it even had 2 come up to us and shake our hands! Haha

You know you was thrilled when you saw you beat me! If I was to compare it to a Premiership game it would be our 3-0 loss to Sunderland! You know it makes sense...

Not forgetting Yemen, Algeria and Syria!

TX I was in Sunderland, therefore couldn't set up my team. Don't get too excited!

He has signed till 2016. Done deal!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic trolling Badboy! Keep it up. Aha

Secret 3rd player to be unveiled!! Imagine that haha

First thing I done when I woke up at 7 was get this BBC Football and Sky Sports up to see what's happened over night. Get to work at 9 and barely do anything all day but sit on CFCNet (Because TalkChelsea doesn't work on IE6 and that's what my awful work have ) BBC Football and Sky Sports until 5. Sit on the bus for an hour on my phone, on this. Get home by 6 and I have been sitting here since on this BBC Football and watching Sky Sports. I think 15 hours of waiting is enough time, just bloody sign him up already sick of waiting!!

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We are signing David Luiz you GENIUS!! I'd lay money on us signing Lukaku in the summer as well.

Because Cobham is miles away and is incredibly posh. Whereas Melwood is up the road from Anfield....A complete and utter shithole full of scum.

Insurance my friend!!

>>>Scousers will probably go out and buy Torres shirts just to burn them. >>Scousers will probably go out and buy >Scousers will buy Wait....What?

You horrible person!

It's a stressful time!! No time for jokes when every 5 minutes you hear he is coming then he isn't! It's scary!

I hope that isn't sarcasm! My mate works at the training ground and I have no doubt my mate knows JC.

Torres on way to training ground according to my mate. Also got a mate that speaks to Joe Cole who said Torres will definitely sign today.

Yeah he's one of those kids standing behind the Sky man!

He also said: "I will never play for another Premiership club other than Liverpool" Fernando Torres, 7.5.2010 Don't believe what this guy says. Worse than Ancelotti!

...I made the same mistake! Aha

£50 million transfer money + £45 million wage. Read the whole article!

You used to be cool! Stop ruining my dreams.