Hutcho

go on demba...

demba ba.... MY STREAM DIED THOUGH.. GET IN THERE!!!!!!

We need to make this count, we haven't played this well in a while.

JOSE MOURINHO

We are playing well...

At least we are putting them on target...

oh fuck... I thought that was in...

Oscar started well... His first touch is just sublime.

OOO COME ON CHELSEA!!!!! LETS DO THIS!

oh fuck... Great play... Well done Demba!!

COME ON CHELSEA!!!! LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lamps and ramires...?

Play vs Boro, Rested vs West brom... Makes sense...

here we go lads... Please inlude JT, moses, mata, hazard and BA!!!!!! PLEASE!

Thats great for when he is sat on the bench... But rafa must start ba... There isn't a single plausible reason for him to not start demba. Surely...

He will probably sit there emotionless directly on the halfway line.

@Liquidator, Try playing football, then you will know what if feels like to be torres.

Sort of.... :eyebrows:

Or not enough vodka... From my experience, you are in the dodgy middle ground. You feel drunk but not so drunk that you can't feel anything anymore... Push through the pain...

Well we don't ever call him felipao, just luiz fellipe soclari, and i assumed the big phil came from the fact he is pretty big as opposed to anything lol... You learn something new every day...

On topic: COME BACK MOURINHO PLEASE!

Yeah call him optimus prime... Lol I didn't know inho meant little lol... So ronald(little)

OR: Optimus prime Rambo Ramboinho ZEUS and my personal favourite: DAVE inho

call him: Captain von pussyinho... (I added the inho because you brazilians love that shit...)

Mr tinkles