Leif

OOOOOOO quite close

Luiz is so casual. He wouldn't look out of place having a cup of tea while playing.

Not too bad from Luiz. He wasn't expecting the ball really yet that was still a decent pop.

I feel so much safer with us in possession with Luiz in midfield honestly

I like how Mata swings his hips and then jumps around like he's shadow boxing. he's cute.

Japanese kids are cute

Good lord, Torres looks like someone took a poo on his cat. SMILE!!!!

Hmm. Can't see this being an 'easy' game - simply because we rarely make games easy. LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!!!

Can't stand Robbie Savage at all.

I'm obsessed with this trophy now. We simply must win it. How many other times will we get the chance to? It'd also be nice being the first London club to win the Champions League and Club World Cup!

I think....what do I think. I think that we deserve to be amongst the best teams in the world. I can't imagine Paulinho developing into one of the best midfielders in the world. I believe he'd be a decent squad player for around £5mil - but there's no way we'd be getting him for that. If this was Football Manager, I'd offer £1mil plus loan them some random youngster so we could loan him in for the season to cover for our CDM's.

Paulinho....(again)

If Paulinho wasn't South American I doubt anyone on this forum or even in the media would think twice about this guy.

Oh Paulinho.

Pat Nevin basically calling Mikel a shit passer (well, not exactly..)

Not been impressed by Paulinho.

Oh jeeeez. Amazing stadium. What stadium is that?

AWH! I JUST SAW THE CUTEST EVER ASIAN MAN IN THE CROWD WITH THE CORINTHIANS FANS!!!!

Ralf is a tidy player.

WHAT!? THAT WAS A FOUL HAHAHA

I love watching foreign teams like Al-Ahly SC. I always have this rather ignorant idea that if you're not from one of the top 10 or-so leagues, you don't know how to play football properly. Then again, I also have the belief that any player can be good enough given the right coaching. Anyway this is a pleasant game.

Douglas's cross made my balls tighten up and tingle.

One thing which will be good for our players - Corinthians don't seem to press the opposition much (judging by this game anyway). Instead they wait for individual mistakes - which I believe we're making allot less in midfield these days as well as upfront. I'm worried however that we won't have anyone in the double pivot to control the pace which I believe will be very important. Hopefully Lampard steps up from his previous performances (which I'm confident he can do).

I like the colour of their banners etc.

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