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I have to say - I've noticed allot more Brazilian posters on here since we all found out we'd be (potentially at the time) facing Corinthians. Was there this many before? Have I only just started to notice something which has been here a while? Anyway, I like it

When I @ or 'tag' someone, their username comes up in blue. Was it like this before? Is my memory bad? I'm sure it was just in plain black before. Anyway, point is, I love it being in blue. A very nice touch if that's new!

@, Ah damn. I guess I sort of expected that answer in the back of my mind. I guess I'll have to get my buzz on before heading to the stadium then! Thanks for the info.

DON'T WORRY. THIS IS NOT A POO-RELATED UPDATE: Can someone please tell me about alcohol in footy stadiums on match day? I've seen people in the crowd with hip-flasks (I assume there's whisky in them to warm them up) but obviously no bottles of Vodka or Rum. So are you allowed, if you're of age, to simply take the flask containing alcohol in with you? Or do you have to hide it somehow? I ask because as I'll legally be allowed to buy alcohol when next season begins, I'd like to take along whisky especially for the away games. Do different clubs/stadiums have different rules regarding alcohol? Thanks you sexy mofos.

Oh yeah. Llorente will be available for free next summer. LETS GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He seems humble. I'm sure he'd accept not being 'the star' in our team if he was to ever get benched.

@Rmpr, Whenever Brazilian teams are talked about on here, I've learned to trust the people who are actually Brazilian, so to me it seems like you're talking sense! I also agree about Oscar being dropped. It'd be a shame for him as I'm sure he'd just love to win this cup on a personal note, but the team does come first (although I'm sure we'd play just fine if he starts.)

We're incredibly likely to concede. We don't have the most prolific striker in the world. We simply must have our 3 maestros on top form if we want to win this IMO. Corinthians probably want this more (both the players and the fans) and will dominate the atmosphere. It'll be a tough game. Probably high scoring (around 4 goals). It's now looking too tight to call in my opinion after some research. No longer betting on this game!

Once he's gone, I want Manuel Pellegrini to come in. He's perfected the sort of 4-2-3-1 we want to play. He's making this weak (on paper) Malaga team play incredible football. He made Villarreal overachieve greatly. He. Is. Perfect.

Ronaldinho. (I'm watching videos of him. They're making me hard. I miss watching him play so much. It's sad that he'll probably retire soon! He's still rather decent. Would be great to see him join a team like Swansea City tbh.)

Really hope Reading get relegated. I find them incredibly boring and just don't feel like they 'belong' in the Premier League. Would like Middlesbrough or Nottingham Forest to come up and take their place next season.

The games I bet on (and won) ended over half an hour ago. William Hill still haven't given me my winnings. Frustrated. The moment I get them I think I'll put a cool £200.00 on us winning vs. Corinthians with a return of £360.00. Not bad.

FULHAM JUST WON ME £6GRAND ON A BTTS 7FOLD ACCUMULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fellaini is just an idiot tbh.

yay

Tiote is crap. Would be a decent rotation option at Arsenal IMO but that's the highest he can go.

I hope either we or Bradford win the cup this year. A non-PL team winning a cup will probably bring some more prestige back to the cups, as odd as that may sound.

I think Real Madrid have a gentleman's agreement with Atletico Madrid meaning they can't take their star player(s); which is exactly why Aguero ended up at Manchester City when he clearly wanted to be at Real Madrid (and they wanted him baaaadly).

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@manpe, Blend up a banana with milk and drink it. Your poo should come out nice and easy within 15 minutes. To be even more sure of it coming out, add 1 extra banana. It's simple, but it works.

He wants to be a starter. He's no longer good enough nor fit enough to be a starter. When he doesn't start, he's unhappy and honestly looks incredibly immature with his faces on the bench and little comments to the media occasionally. Yes, his experience is good, but only if he accepts a smaller wage and a squad role - like Giggs at Manchester United. Also, the "he came back from injury and we won 2 games. this shows how important he is to us" comments are making me cringe. Barcelona kept a clean sheet in their last game when Lampard was again available for us despite conceding in their game before that!!! This clearly means that Lampard's return angered the Barcelona players because he helped us beat them in the semi-final last year so made them step up their game!!!!!!!!!!!! No.

He was incredibly hyped up when he was younger for a reason. He's an amazing talent. Wenger just uses him absolutely terribly. He'll go and score 4 goals in 1 game while bagging an assist and then be benched the next game in favour of Gervinho. So odd. He's the same height as Javier Hernandez, has more pace, is a better dribbler, is more versatile, would hardly cost anything, has over 160 Premier League appearances and could become a very decent finisher. Not many people would turn down Hernandez, would they? So I don't see why Walcott should be turned down without good reasons.

I promise you I'm not as scary as I perhaps portray myself as being on here. I just have on obsession with poo (my own), porn (not my own), piss and Spongebob (he's great. I know his laugh just makes some people want to cry though.)

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!! GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made me smile haha The facial expressions are just perfect