pride of lions

There is nothing as sad as some prick behind a keyboard going onto another clubs site with the intent of winding them up. My bet would be a gooner, he isn't spelling things with a Chinese or Indian slant so not a man u fan (unless it's one of the Guildford branch) not a pakistani slant so not a bin dipper, and not giving it the "we have more cash than you" so not citeh. So my bet is one of the lot walking around with a bag of sweeties in their pocket north London way.

When Hulk played against us in the group stages, was anyone really impressed with his performance?

I think we should retire the 21 and 23 shirts immediately.

The mancs already planing how to deal with him, have this sign up in the home dressing room

I have to say that all of the Bayern fans that I met on Saturday night took it on good part, and most knew of how we had been cheated/unlucky over the last few years and whilst totally pissed of at losing on penalties in their own back yard, none were as bitter and mean spirited as the English fans from the other so called "big four". wankers all!

I couldn't give a fuck if they came out in bikinis, they earned the right to be there and they also earned the right to wear whatever the fuck they liked. We won the fucking Champions league and still some of us are complaining about apparel. It's like getting a blow job from Pippa Middleton and complaining that her lipstick is the wrong colour.

This girl knows more about football than 99% of Man U supporters and more than 100 of spuds supporters: @cfc_jb she also write an interesting and amusing blog. Incidentally if anyone wants updates about the latest virus, Trojan and other security type threats they can follow mine @speeednet

Shock bestiality "coming out" on Chelsea forum horror!

If he gets it wrong will he be called Banana Llama?

I totally agree with the earlier poster that RDM was auditioning Ryan for the job of left midfield/wing and a bloody good shout if you ask me. He has the speed to match Robben or Ribbery and will be a lot more use that Daniela Sturridge. He is also cock on with the crosses into the box which Drogba or Torres should lap up. If RDM plays Bosingwa and Sturridge on the right I am not even going to bother going to the ground, I shall plot up in the city centre buy an ounce of weed roll it into one fuck off joint and watch the television with one eye. Oh yes and flog my ticket, they are apparently fetching 30 x the face value.

Cahill has been on the radar for quite a while, as for Lukaku and Sturridge I would have Nico in a heartbeat. As far as I am concerned Daniela Sturridge can join Malouda in the summer clearout and Lukaku has yet to do anything that I can't and I was 58 two weeks ago.I could be wrong about Lukaku, Drogba needed a while to bed in so I will give him time but I have had it with the ladyboy Sturridge.

He was the direct cause of the bin dippers first goal because of one of his continual bottling of a 50/50, my old mum is in her eighties but would put him on his arse. The one time he made a tackle he gave away a penalty.

I have three spare tickets for the Olympic stadium beamback @ £5 each that I don't need any more as we have match tickets, if anyone needs them let me know.

I am on the 12:05 out of Stansted on Saturday and flying back Sunday morning on the 09:25, anyone else on the same flights as I am looking to hire a car and wondered if anyone wanted to share the trip with me, given the pain up the arse it is getting trains/buses into Munich from Memmingen. It's like buying a ticket to London and being dropped off in Milton Keynes. PS hello folks