samzilla

if that was torres, i'd rip him apart...but costa's earned a lot of credit

typical. red card challenge on hazard that only gets a yellow.

wow, talk about "accidentally on purpose". dirty.

oh captain my captain!!!!!

I've been in such a bad mood the past couple weeks and feeling pessimistic about everything. Sigh. Would love something to go our way.

brilliant interplay and goal from costa

careful being critical of mikel or some random on here might start calling you an idiot

How's Ronaldinho doing in Liga MX? Perhaps Torres should consider playing in a north american league.

I blame Mikel for this. Misses a fucking sitter with his header that went wide...Newcastle go the other way and score off the resulting goal kick.

first hazard...now drogs...open the flood gates!

wut wut! nice link up play, nice finish from hazard!

brilliant header from kirchoff! shame it was towards his own net

My life feels empty without club football.

what a time for eden to miss...fuck

brilliant from hazard...c'mon, bury this!

fuck...maribor saved by the linesman. joke officiating today.

Agreed. I wouldn't want to play after just getting circumcised either.

We made it more difficult than we had to, but got the job done in the end. They're not going to all be pretty victories.

yusssss!!! beautiful pass from willian!

somebody tell this team it's not november yet

drogbaaaaaaa!!

Still gutted about today's result. Trying to stay positive. We gained a point on City. Who knows when they're going to drop points again. Hopefully sooner rather than later and we can take full advantage next time.

gutted

Wow. That first one is pretty classless, even as a joke. Second one is some funny banter.