Jase

His mistakes last week had nothing to do with the level of opposition. It was just pure stupidity from Luiz for both goals.

It's the same 'disease' from last year. It feels like all these goals we're conceding is karma for not conceding 10 against Arsenal in the second game last season...

So if an opposition score twice in one half against us, it means we're getting outplayed? Okay...

Outplayed by Norwich in the second half?

Knew this season wasn't going to be easy, that there will be ups and downs but it's just so bloody infuriating to see the players - the more experienced ones in particular - can't even show some form of competency and do the basics properly. It's only 4 games in but the same mistakes have happened time and time again!

We have 5 points after 4 games, 1 more than at the same stage in the 'Mourinho Season'. 🙃

Just did a stat check and he's played the full 90 minutes in only FOUR of 36 Premier League matches, compared to 10 out of 20 non-Premier League matches!

Pub side? Is that you, Mana?

Don't think anyone disagrees that this is gonna be a tough season but it's so fucking annoying when the players can't even get the basics right!

Also on the first goal, where were the midfielders to cut out the cut back?!

Shit result. Shit performance. Sarriball-esque performance from start to finish. Good that we capitalized on mistakes but we only scored those two goals of mistakes, didn't create anything else. And then of course, gave away two stupid goals as usual. Also hindsight is 20/20 but what's with that Gilmour sub? Lampard should have brought Christensen on and shut the game out, especially when we struggling down the right hand side.

Was referring to your point about looking to get him. Based on Werner's previous comments, he definitely wants to join Bayern. Not sure if that has changed after the new contract but the assumption in Germany is that he'll still likely end up at Bayern, especially with Lewandowski already on the wrong side of 30.

We should be looking into that, then. €30m is a steal. No shit, sherlock!

Signed a new contract recently, so I doubt they will be getting their usual bargain prices. There's reportedly a 30 million release clause in it.

Just scored a hat-trick tonight. Already has 5 goals from 3 league games. Gonna be shit when he goes to Bayern for only 30 million!

If that happens again, we should just build a statue of Lampard outside SB.