Mr. Ziggles

"tell you what, if they play like that vs napoli, they'll be torn to shreds" fuck off, Napoli don't put all of their men in the defence do they?

RDM's suit looks good.

Shitty cross from Mata, but he can't really blast the ball into the area can he commentator?

Wow, great shot from Lamps.

100 goals for Drogba. Who is now awesome again. Hopefully he can do this more often.

YES DROGBA YOU GENIUS

Sturridge on for Mikel... No Torres then.

SJDFAHWRFEHS What a free kick. What a save.

ASDF, free kick! Hope we finally score.

Actually, it's more of a case of Stoke having 11 people vs our midfield and Drogba... :/ Tony Pulis could manage the Army if one day, the world attempts to invade England. The world wouldn't be able to "break through our defence"... :/ and Cole hits Row Z.

"mundane from chelsea, it really is"? More like bullshit cowardry from Stoke. I hope this commentator dies.

RDM needs to bring on Torres for Drogba...

Stoke very well are the best defensive team in the league. 10 defenders, 1 striker (defender in disguise). How do people even support them? I'm curious, three chances in each match, all other moments are just defending... :/

Commentator is idiot again. Luiz couldn't pass to anyone, they were all OFFSIDE! Glory moment my ass.

I admit it, that's the one point that's right.

Commentator is just idiotic. How the hell does Cole put a better cross in when there's all 11 Stoke men against 7 Chels?

SHUT UP COMMENTATOR! BETTER THAN YOU WOULD DO! FUCK OFF BACK TO MANCHESTER! anyways...

Lampard is fucking amazing. And I hope Stoke get relegated next season...

And Drogba is approaching Diao again, can he stop kissing Stoke's ass?

And for Stoke, Upson & Palacios are coming on. They'll either fuck up big time, or end up being more of a barrier. I'm hoping for number 1.

Feel sorry for you... :/

Oh my god, this commentator on Fox Sports. Is all up our ass. "Not good enough" "Begovic, easy catch" "CFC ARE SHITTY RAWR111!!!!1" For gods sake, go up Stoke's ass, they're playing shit, we're not.

Ivanovic, the man playing the crosses, is out for Luiz. But dayum, Luiz on the right wing? I'm actually scared and excited at the same time.

How people think this is an average performance is beyond me. Great play, players finally looking like they want 4th place, FA cup and success.

So now Cole is the new Master of Death... And I thought Mr. Potter hid the Hallows...