Shane

Mikel hits the crossbar.

So close!

We're playing on Friday AND Monday.

Which is exactly why Carlo made the right call (as usual) No point in starting our star striker for a game that means nothing, and risk an injury to an injury prone player. If Torres got injured and was out for a few weeks everyone would be blasting Carlo for playing him.

FFS Drogba!

Lmao, Next time Chelsea are playing there they should get thriller going

Nice play Drogba.

Unlucky Nico.

Big fuck. The City game is on Sunday, He's our best striker, We're 2-0 up on agg and playing at him. WHY THE FUCK RISK HIM?

Who do Chelsea have as manager this week? Calm down When I reply about my brother celebrating a United goal and him not telling him to calm down) That was different. Drogba's dead, Oh wait, He's alive!

That 9 star midfielder that you have won't get a kick against me, Also watch out for the Callans brothers, Just a warning

Even if he didn't say it, He should still shout his mouth, Paul Gascoigne doesn't tell the English players where to move!

Pele is starting to piss me off, He should shut his fucking mouth once in a while.

Chelsea to win 1-0, Luiz to run up the pitch and nutmeg every City player.

Are we Brazil in disguise? Great signing it would seem though!

Elite make two signings Shane Guihen has today confirmed that Real Elite have succesfully signed Mateus Mata and David Callans, Brother of star striker Daniel Callans. Mata is a highly rated centre half, and Guihen was quick to follow up on his comments yesterday that they needed a defender. He signs on an Undisclosed fee. Guihen had this to say about his new aqusition "Our scouts were very impressed with him, So I acted. He will go straight into the starting eleven, and I feel he fills all the qualities that we were looking for." It will also be a family affair at Elite Park now as David has followed his brother Daniel in playing for Elite. The younger brother is also a striker, and Guihen believes the two can form a partnership upfront. "They will have a great understanding of each others play. David, like Daniel is a natural born goalscorer and Daniel has high hopes for him." Elite also confirmed they will be facing newly promoted "The Officials" in a preseason friendly on Saturday.

Did someone say free rep?

RamASSy

West Ham recked him, They put too much pressure on him at an early age.

Relegate the two teams and bring up the two promoted teams and have Madmax and 7th in the Premier Division have a playoff (done by a friendly)

How about a 10 team Premiership and then a 10 team first division, and all the new members go into the third if we get enough? Anyone fancy a friendly?

Gary Neville Jamie Carragher Steven Gerrard Ryan Giggs Wayne Rooney Dimitar Berbaflop Fernando Torres Sergio Busquets Ronaldo Gallas Clint Dempsey Robinho

Best English defender EVER.

Brother had Sky Sports News at "Lampard banned for 90 days"

Cech Ivanovic - Luiz - Terry - Cole Sanchez - Hamsik - Essien/Lampard - Hazard Torres - Sturridge/Lukaku Would be unstoppable.